Today is Thursday, November 20th, 2008
Paris Hilton has turned down an offer from ABC to star on future series reality show spin-off The Bachelorette. She says:“I don’t usually like the guys that would want to be on that kind of show.� She only likes losers, and drug addicts, not positive healthy people.
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen have traded in their […]
December 6th, 2007 | Celebrity Gossip | 2 comments | Continued
Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong were spotted at the Rose Bar in New York Monday night. The two seemed to be really enjoying each other’s company, according to Page Six:Our bar spy said, “They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all […]
November 2nd, 2007 | Celebrity Gossip | 0 comments | Continued
Here’s the alleged Eva Longoria sex tape everybody’s been talking about. Although calling it a sex tape would not only be a lie, it’d be a really big lie. The tape was made for Will Ferrel’s comedy site Funny Or Die and features Eva Longoria with comedian Eric Christian Olsen. In the video Longoria says: […]
October 2nd, 2007 | Celebrity Gossip | 4 comments | Continued
Not the skin color, the clothes color…..what people had to wear. White was the dress code at a star-saturated party thrown by Sean “Diddy” Combs at his Long Island home, and the dress code was strictly enforced. The hip-hop mogul’s annual White Party, which he has held in St. Tropez in recent years, featured a […]
September 1st, 2007 | Celebrity Gossip | 2 comments | Continued
Here’s some crappy news headlines in the brief not worthy of being their own newsworthy articles. Feel free to comment on any of these scorchers.
• Courtney Love slimmed down thanks to colonics, fasting, and a diet of fish and macrobiotic foods. Her flapping, aged, rubbery skin looks like a melting white chocolate candy bar.
• Corey […]
Here’s a compilation of the hottest celebrities in Hollywood under the age of 25. Some of these have been around for awhile and some are newcomers. We compiled this list from a website that was comment spamming Star Muscle, so thank you for doing all the work for us!
#25 Karolina Kurkova, The 23-year-old Czech Victoria’s […]
August 2nd, 2007 | Celebrity Gossip | 0 comments | Continued
At the Hall of Anorexia, the Superficial Friends (Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen), bedecked in Spiderman bikinis, are preparing for their big Spiderman 3 party. Toby Maguire, Mark “Marky Mark” Wahlberg and Colin Ferrell arrive in costume and, due to the fact that they are short actors, […]
July 23rd, 2007 | Celebrity Gossip | 0 comments | Continued
The King of All Media, Howard Stern, is interviewing the Supersluts’ old arch-nemesis, Captain Crabs (the 70s Show’s Wilmer Valderrama) about his skanky sexual exploits. With the help of his Wack Pack (Gary the Retard, Eric the Midget, Beetlejuice, Robin Quivers and Artie Lange), Stern devises a plan to enlarge his small penis through sexual […]
July 16th, 2007 | Celebrity Gossip | 4 comments | Continued
The Superficial Friends (Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen) are at a secret plastic surgery lab in the ghettos of Honduras for a labia-widening, a controversial procedure illegal in America. They soon discover that the Cat Lady has been stealing parts from the poor local population, but before […]
May 31st, 2007 | Celebrity Gossip | 2 comments | Continued
The Superficial Friends (Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen) attend the Endangered Species Fashion Show, where fashions include items made out of baby seals and African turtles. Midway through, the festivities are crashed by PETA soldiers, wearing the corpses of dead celebrities Mischa Barton and Jessica Simpson, led […]
May 5th, 2007 | Celebrity Gossip | 0 comments | Continued
It’s morning time at the Hall of Anorexia as the Superficial Friends (Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, with Space Monkey Seacrest) read Perez Hilton’s gossip column for news on their slutty exploits the previous night. Stunned to find themselves starring headlines such as “Jake Gyllenboner” or “Fart […]
April 14th, 2007 | Celebrity Gossip | 1 comment | Continued
The Olsen twins seem to do almost everything together, and now, rumour has it, the sisters are even considering matching rhinoplasty. According to a source from the UK’s Daily Snack, the twins have already consulted a plastic surgeon from Beverly Hills. “Ashley has always thought her nose was a little too big, and when she […]
April 10th, 2007 | Celebrity Gossip | 1 comment | Continued
Forbes magazine recently released a list of Young Hollywood’s Top-Earning Stars under 21. Topping the list are the multimillionaire 20-year-old twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.
Check out a gallery of the Olsen Twins here.
The skinny pair pocketed US$40 million last year thanks in part to their massive tweenybopper empire, Dualstar. Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe […]
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