It ain’t easy for a hasbeen to tour the world and keep up with a bunch of 20 year-old back-up dancers. In fact, it takes 250 people to keep her going. The newest addition to her crew is a top chiropractor to keep her spine on the straight and narrow. That’s right folks, a staff […]
September 3rd, 2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 3 comments | ContinuedSearch Results for 'madonna'
Celebrity News That’s Kinda Grumpy
Hey everyone. It’s Sunday here at Starmuscle.com and we are getting together today’s celebrity gossip highlights. Here’s some headlines and news tidbits that will tide you over until tomorrow. We plan on adding in daily video clips into our posts compliments of our new tube site, Retarded Videos which can be found at retards.com. We […]
August 18th, 2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 3 comments | Continued
I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It Celebrity Gossip
Welcome to the weekend summary of Starmuscle.com’s celebrity gossip. It was a pretty light weekend, we seem to be a little heavy on the Madonna news. That old bat just won’t leave. Maybe she will become a robot and live forever like Darth Vader. Anyways here’s your celebrity gossip for the end of July 2008. […]
July 29th, 2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 1 comment | Continued
Fourth Of July Celebrity Gossip
Happy 4th people! We hope you are reading this celebrity garbage AFTER the fourth of July. Get off the computer, go outside, cook up some hotdogs and hang out with your family. There is some celebrity fireworks in Hollywood for sure. Enjoy your Fourth of July gossip:
Madonna Officially States there will be No Divorce
Madonna has […]
Weekend Celebrity Gossip Muscle Style
Wow this is a GREAT monday morning! Alot has happened over the weekend. Here is your extra juicy edition of Star Muscle’s celebrity gossip emporium.
Everett Calls Troops “Wimps”
English actor Rupert Everett reportedly accused British soldiers fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan of being “whining wimps.”Acording to the U.K.’s Daily Mail, the 49-year-old gay actor — whose […]
June 2008 Looks Great
Goooood Morning Vietnam, and the rest of the insignificant world. Here’s some brief celebrity headlines which will get you caught up and ready for a new week week. Yeah baby! That’s what I am talking about my brotha from a diffrent motha! (Can you tell I have been catching up on my […]
June 3rd, 2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 0 comments | Continued
Celebrity Gossip Saturday Morning Style
Happy Saturday! Enjoy the nice day! Here’s your celebrity gossip headlines for Friday and early Saturday morning. Get off your computer and go clean the house, mow the lawn, or go see Indiana Jones.
Sharon Stone Sells Madonna for $10 Million
Madonna, the singer (you’ve heard of her), was a guest at the annual Cinema Against […]
Rosanna Arquette Lawsuit
Actress (cough cough) Rosanna Arquette has won damages from a British tabloid newspaper after it alleged she had battled drug problems. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! The 48-year-old star filed a lawsuit after the News Of The World newspaper printed the reports in November last year. She says, “This upsetting and untrue allegation has caused me a lot of […]
March 5th, 2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 0 comments | Continued
Gucci Raised Money for Kabbalah
The Material Mom has conned both UNICEF USA and Gucci into helping raise money for the Kabbalah Center and Madonna’s patron gurus, the Berg Family. Gucci is throwing an all-star fundraiser on Feb. 6 for Madonna’s charity, Raising Malawi. GUCCI’s “A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi and UNICEF” will take place in heated tents on the […]
January 10th, 2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 2 comments | Continued
Random Celebrity News Headlines
Madonna has sparked reports of a facelift after she was photographed leaving a New York medical building with two black eyes. She tried to cover up apparent evidence of cosmetic surgery by donning a pair of dark sunglasses, but the dark circles around her eyes were still clearly visible. There’s been a ton […]
December 12th, 2007 | Celebrity Gossip | 2 comments | Continued
Madonna Is Old And Delusional
Madonna has found the fountain of youth-in a syringe! Is it too little too late? The National Enquirer (our buddy) claims the Material Girl has been getting regular anti-aging injections of Mesoeclat, a new alternative to traditional Botox, from Los Angeles-based Spanish cosmetician Adolfo Bejarano. The injections costs approximately $500 to $1,000 per session.“Madonna is […]
November 25th, 2007 | Celebrity Gossip | 1 comment | Continued
Madonna And Tupac Almost Bred With Each Other
During her mid-30’s, Madonna’s biological clock started ticking and she was desperate to have children. According to a new book released today “Madonna: Like an Iconâ€?, she almost let the late rapper Tupac Shakur bust a kid up in there. NY Daily News reports:The singer’s friend Alison Clarkson recalls when she was briefly dating Tupac […]
November 5th, 2007 | Celebrity Gossip | 0 comments | Continued
Madonna Vibrator Picture
Madonna is caught with a vibrator. Actually a strap on dildo vibrator! Looks like the material girl is going to PENETRATE Guy Richie’s bungholio.
I always thought celebs bought their dirty sex toys online or sent their assistants out to pick them up, but not Madonna. The Londoner was caught outside of a hotel carrying […]
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