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Charlize Theron Dancing For Hasty Pudding
Before Charlize Theron could pick up her Woman of the Year award, she had to prove she was worthy. But We’re Not Worthy! That meant dancing to disco music, striking modeling poses and wooing someone wearing an elephant suit and a pink sparkly bra — all to delight of the cast members of the Hasty […]
12Feb2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 0 comments | Continued
Gucci Raised Money for Kabbalah
The Material Mom has conned both UNICEF USA and Gucci into helping raise money for the Kabbalah Center and Madonna’s patron gurus, the Berg Family. Gucci is throwing an all-star fundraiser on Feb. 6 for Madonna’s charity, Raising Malawi. GUCCI’s “A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi and UNICEF” will take place in heated tents on the […]
10Jan2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 2 comments | Continued
Dane Cook Beats Dave Chapelle
Dane Cook has broken a Laugh Factory endurance record set less than a month ago by Dave Chappelle. Man this kid is on FIRE. The internet sensation is looking to go down in history in every possible category. In what is becoming a heated battle between the two comedians, Cook told jokes at the Sunset Strip […]
6Jan2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 0 comments | Continued
Celebrity Gossip For Christmas
Paris Hilton has turned down an offer from ABC to star on future series reality show spin-off The Bachelorette. She says:“I don’t usually like the guys that would want to be on that kind of show.” She only likes losers, and drug addicts, not positive healthy people.
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen have traded in their […]
6Dec2007 | Celebrity Gossip | 2 comments | Continued
Imus Is Back On The Radio
Imus is back on the air and it ended up that no cares cares. His 15 minutes of fame were over a long time ago. Nearly eight months after he was fired for making a racially and sexually disparaging remark about the Rutgers women’s basketball team, Don Imus went back on the radio at 6 […]
6Dec2007 | Celebrity Gossip | 2 comments | Continued
Britney Spears Crazy News
Looks like the multi-Britney Spears news headlines will be a regular occurance here at Star Muscle. We simply cannot keep up with Britney on an hour to hour basis, so we will combine all the white trash Britney Spears news that we can and keep you informed, like any of you even care. Enjoy!
Kevin Federline […]
20Nov2007 | Celebrity Gossip | 0 comments | Continued
Britney Spears News
There is so much daily crap about Britney Spears we decided to list all these pointless events into one lame-ass post. Here’s your Britney Spears News:
Britney Spears racked up a $3,000 baby boutique Bel Bambini, L.A’s ritzy Robertson Boulevard this weekend. “Back up, she’s pregnant!,” one paparazzo shouted as Britney left the store. […]
Katie Holmes Cruise Sad
Katie Holmes is said to be “heartbroken” after being refused a role in the movie adaptation of the Broadway musical, Nine. Take some acting lessons toots!“Katie desperately wanted to be in Nine. It would have taken her back to the singing and dancing she did when she was growing up. She thought working […]
18Oct2007 | Celebrity Gossip | 1 comment | Continued
Angelina Jolie & Zahara Have Matching Purses
Looks like Angelina took a small break from saving the world when she bought matching purses for herself and Sahara. And what beautiful matching Valentino purses they are! Because, you know, 2-year-olds need purses. And not just any purses. Valentino purses. This was not a commercial for Valentino purses either, this is pure journalism […]
13Sep2007 | Celebrity Gossip | 0 comments | Continued
Macy Gray Wants To Be a Pimp
Should Macy Gray disappear from the music world, one might want to look in the red light districts to find her. Or maybe she will have no choice since she’s on her 14th minute of fame and people already have forgotten about her.
Rolling Stone asked the I Try singer what other profession she could […]
Jude Law Dating Susan Hoecke
Jude Law seems smitten with super sexy German underwear model Susan Hoecke.The pretty pair were spotted noshing at a trendy Japanese restaurant in Hoecke’s native Berlin. “Jude and Susan seemed really happy and were pretty tactile with one another,” a source was quoted as saying by the UK’s Daily Snack. “Over dinner, […]
21Aug2007 | Celebrity Gossip | 0 comments | Continued
August 20 2007 Celebrity News
Here’s some crappy news headlines in the brief not worthy of being their own newsworthy articles. Feel free to comment on any of these scorchers.
• Courtney Love slimmed down thanks to colonics, fasting, and a diet of fish and macrobiotic foods. Her flapping, aged, rubbery skin looks like a melting white chocolate candy bar.
• Corey […]
Weird News In the World
Here’s some semi-celebrity news tidbits for Tuesday August 15, 2007. There is some odd facts and alot of death on people’s minds today. Star Muscle plans to be back to it’s usual crazy immature antics, but in the meantime, here’s some useless filler:
•The world’s oldest person has died at the age of 114. Seems like […]
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