Ugly Pictures
Nicole Kidman Lips
Nicole Kidman is pregnant and she should just be pregnant and content. I wish I could be pregnant. Here she is at the Tokyo premiere of “The Golden Compass.” Nicole also seemed to want to show off her very small baby bump. I can’t believe she’s due in June already. Did she has her lips […]
28Feb2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 0 comments | Continued
Russell Crowe Is Fat
Move over Val Kilmer, the Gladiator is now the Flabiator! Russell Crowe is not looking too healthy here coughing up a lung and catching his breath. Maybe he is bulking up for Celebrity Fit Club or the next season of the Biggest Loser. Every time I see him in a new movie, his face gets […]
25Feb2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 2 comments | Continued
Donald Sutherland Bad Hair Day
Donald Sutherland is having a bad hair day. Does this geezer have alzheimer’s? Did he take too many viagras? Or maybe he is trying out for the Albert Einstein movie? No actually this picture was taken at the premiere of “Fools Gold” at the Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood California. This guy is loving life […]
10Feb2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 0 comments | Continued
Paris Hilton Ugly Legs
Looks like this ugly duckling grew up and didn’t spend enough time in the gym or is legally bow-legged, along with legally blonde, and legally retarded. Look at those legs! I guess it doesn’t matter when you are Paris Hilton. Guys definately don’t care about her legs unless they are wrapped around her head or […]
22Jan2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 3 comments | Continued
Victoria Beckham Worst Dressed by Mr. Blackwell
Dubbed ‘’style-free and fashion deprived,” Britney Spears and Paris Hilton tied for the No. 1 spot on Mr. Blackwell’s 47th annual ”Worst Dressed” list released Tuesday. They must hate sharing the spotlight!
”Two peas in an overexposed pod,” Blackwell said of the skimpy attire worn by the two celebutantes he called the ”Screamgirls.” AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Some […]
Rumer Willis Is Ugly
There’s a little too much Bruce Willis and not enough Demi Moore in this celebrity DNA experiment. The blonde hair doesn’t help too much, actually it is horrific. If you are a fan or occasional visitor of Star Muscle, then you know that we normally doctor up the images a bit to make them funny. […]
1Oct2007 | Celebrity Gossip | 13 comments | Continued
Jenna Jameson Is Ugly
Aside from being a whore, Jenna Jameson is ugly.Yesterday Jenna Jameson strutted down the runway for the Heatherette fashion show. Not only did she show off a totally tacky dress, she flashed her flat looking behind as she was turning around at the end of the runway.Jenna Jameson keeps getting uglier and uglier. […]
12Sep2007 | Celebrity Gossip | 3 comments | Continued
Sarah Silverman Ugly Picture
Here is an ugly picture of Sarah Silverman. She looks like a man. Hayden Panettiere arrived back in LA after attending the VMAs in Vegas. As she walked to her car, the paparazzi asked her if she thought Sarah Silverman’s jokes affected Britney Spears performance. Hayden suggested they ask Sarah Silverman. The two happened to […]
8Sep2007 | Celebrity Gossip | 1 comment | Continued
Angelina Jolie Is Too Skinny
Angelina Jolie is so skinny that even Brad Pitt is jumping on the “woman, eat something” comment board. Brad is reportedly worried about Angie’s frail frame and wants her to get some help. This doesn’t seem to be speculation anymore because my information is coming from the most reliable source in the world, STAR MAGAZINE […]
4Aug2007 | Celebrity Gossip | 6 comments | Continued
Britney Spears Is Weird Crazy Or Insane
Britney’s photo shoot for the upcoming cover of OK Magazine…here’s some inside information on Britney Spears crazy antics.Yesterday reportedly when she was filming her new video, a photo shoot was also scheduled for the magazine’s upcoming cover story.
As you would expect, Britney supposedly showed up three hours late. When she arrived, she was allegedly […]
22Jul2007 | Celebrity Gossip | 9 comments | Continued
Tara Reid Plastic Surgery Nightmares
Actress Tara Reid spent last weekend on a beach in Malibu. After ups and downs, it seems like she is somewhat happy. She managed to deal with her alcohol problems, as well as medical problems caused by poorly performed plastic surgeries. In 2004 the actress went to have her breasts enlarged and undergo liposuction, but […]
19Jul2007 | Celebrity Gossip | 0 comments | Continued
Val Kilmer Is Fat
Val Kilmer, now 47 has really let himself go. Maybe it has been a long case of the munchies from all those hippy years, or he’s bulking up for the John Candy movie role. His publicist has been long denying the fact that Val is overweight, but the proof is in the pudding with […]
19Jul2007 | Celebrity Gossip | 25 comments | Continued
