Celebrity Lies
Kurt Cobain Is Alive
Kurt Cobain is alive and well, according to the United States social security system, and in the hearts of millions across the planet.
It seems that someone has stolen the long dead musician’s social security number five years ago, and taken out 188 credit cards, purchased a house and several cars using his identity. And not […]
Does Mario Lopez Play The Skin Flute?
Dancing With The Stars contestant Mario Lopez is joining the cast of A Chorus Line next month. Whooooo HAAH! Lopez will perform in the revival of one of the longest-running Broadway musicals of all time. According to producer John Breglio, “(His) talents and charm will transfer beautifully to the Broadway stage.” Lopez is thrilled to […]
7Mar2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 4 comments | ContinuedRosanna Arquette Lawsuit
Actress (cough cough) Rosanna Arquette has won damages from a British tabloid newspaper after it alleged she had battled drug problems. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! The 48-year-old star filed a lawsuit after the News Of The World newspaper printed the reports in November last year. She says, “This upsetting and untrue allegation has caused me a lot of […]
5Mar2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 0 comments | ContinuedWinona Ryder Is Not Engaged
Winona Ryder’s publicists (HER PEOPLE…..HER PEOPLE PEOPLE!) have hit back at reports the actress is set to wed boyfriend Blake Sennett, insisting a picture caption went too far. She is still a kleptomaniac though. Ryder and Sennett reportedly revealed their news to guests at the Valentino show, which marked the end of Paris Fashion […]
5Mar2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 0 comments | ContinuedMatthew McConaughey Getting Married ?
Matthew McConaughey is feeling the pressure to marry his pregnant girlfriend Camila Alves. While Matthew, who has just gotten used to the idea of becoming a father, he’s getting ultimatums from Camila, her mother, and his own 77-year-old mom. Time to stage a fight, throw your penis back in your pants, put your shirt on […]
26Feb2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 3 comments | ContinuedEnrique Iglesias A Transvestite ?
Looks like Oscar De La Hoya has a new shopping bitch. ENRIQUE IGLESIAS once arrived home from a visit to Venezuela to discover a female fan had stolen his clothes from his suitcase - and replaced them with her underwear. This sounds like the Oscar De La Hoya explaination….total BS! The Hero singer was amazed […]
15Feb2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 0 comments | ContinuedGeorge Clooney In Africa
George Clooney who has been designated as the UN Messenger of Peace by the Un Secretary General, Ban Kimoon, visits the Zamzam refugee camp in North Darfur, Sudan. Star Muscle has recently awarded the Cloonster the STAR MUSCLE, “Messenger of Piece (of Ass)”. Congratulations. All the hate we spew is 100% out of jealously. We […]
12Feb2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 1 comment | ContinuedSylvester Stallone Steroid Claim
Sylvester Stallone is back in the ring again, this time with his former fiancee Janice Dickinson, the self-proclaimed “world’s first supermodel.” The star of “Rocky” and “Rambo” is livid because Dickinson, who’s now hosting “The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency” reality show on the Oxygen channel, went on Greg Gutfeld’s FOX News show “Red Eye” this week […]
12Jan2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 0 comments | ContinuedTom Cruise Unauthorized Biography
Claims that Tom Cruise is the second-in-command of the Church of Scientology and that some scientologists believe his daughter Suri is the product of a sperm donation from Scientology’s late founder L. Ron Hubbard are among the explosive charges author Andrew Morton alleges in his new book, “Tom Cruise, An Unauthorized Biography,”. This reminds me […]
8Jan2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 2 comments | ContinuedVivica Fox Denies Sex Tape
“Kill Bill” actress Vivica A. Fox is brushing off the claim that she’s the latest star of a celebrity sex tape, the New York Daily News reported. Wow what a Hot Topic today folks. A boyfriend allegedly filmed the unsuspecting Fox as she performed oral sex on him, according to Internet reports. I could probably find 1000 […]
6Jan2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 1 comment | ContinuedBrad Pitt Larry King Interview
Brad Pitt was on Larry King doing a rare interview. The first half was about helping people with temporary housing. The 2nd half was about him and Angelina Jolie. Are you ready for a LIE? Brad Pitt is quoted as saying he never cheated on Jennifer Aniston with Angelina Jolie. See at Star Muscle the […]
6Dec2007 | Celebrity Gossip | 1 comment | ContinuedOscar De La Hoya Crossdressing Pictures
Attorneys for Oscar De La Hoya have released a statement denying that it is the boxer is featured in a series of crossdressing photos that hit the ‘Net on Wednesday.
“The photographs depicting Mr. De La Hoya’s image that were posted online today by an obscure paparazzi Web site are fake. Many of the Web site’s […]

