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Shia LaBeouf Amputation
A representative for Shia LaBeouf has denied reports the actor will have to lose a finger on the hand he injured in a car crash last month . Maybe he is just trying to get a handicap sticker for his car. America’s Star magazine reported on Wednesday that doctors had warned LaBeouf he may have to undergo surgery to have the little finger on his
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PR Firms For Celebrities
When you read a celebrity news story on the web, it can be hard to know whether you are getting the real details of what is going on or whether you’re just reading gossip. On the other hand, when you turn on Entertainment Tonight or pick up an issue of People magazine and read a story about your
Barack Obama Is The First Black President Of The United States
We are just getting ready, that’s all….it still is a little premature, but it is DEFINATELY HAPPENING. Get ready for a fun ride. Normally Starmsucle.com does not get too political with the upcoming Presidential Election this November you can be assured that this election will be a Hollywood
Kurt Cobain Is Alive
Kurt Cobain is alive and well, according to the United States social security system, and in the hearts of millions across the planet. It seems that someone has stolen the long dead musician’s social security number five years ago, and taken out 188 credit cards, purchased a house and several
Does Mario Lopez Play The Skin Flute?
Dancing With The Stars contestant Mario Lopez is joining the cast of A Chorus Line next month. Whooooo HAAH! Lopez will perform in the revival of one of the longest-running Broadway musicals of all time. According to producer John Breglio, “(His) talents and charm will transfer beautifully to the
Rosanna Arquette Lawsuit
Actress (cough cough) Rosanna Arquette has won damages from a British tabloid newspaper after it alleged she had battled drug problems. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! The 48-year-old star filed a lawsuit after the News Of The World newspaper printed the reports in November last year. She says, “This upsetting
Winona Ryder Is Not Engaged
Winona Ryder’s publicists (HER PEOPLE…..HER PEOPLE PEOPLE!) have hit back at reports the actress is set to wed boyfriend Blake Sennett, insisting a picture caption went too far. She is still a kleptomaniac though. Ryder and Sennett reportedly revealed their news to guests at the Valentino
Matthew McConaughey Getting Married ?
Matthew McConaughey is feeling the pressure to marry his pregnant girlfriend Camila Alves. While Matthew, who has just gotten used to the idea of becoming a father, he’s getting ultimatums from Camila, her mother, and his own 77-year-old mom. Time to stage a fight, throw your penis back in your
Enrique Iglesias A Transvestite ?
Looks like Oscar De La Hoya has a new shopping bitch. ENRIQUE IGLESIAS once arrived home from a visit to Venezuela to discover a female fan had stolen his clothes from his suitcase - and replaced them with her underwear. This sounds like the Oscar De La Hoya explaination….total BS! The Hero singer
George Clooney In Africa
George Clooney who has been designated as the UN Messenger of Peace by the Un Secretary General, Ban Kimoon, visits the Zamzam refugee camp in North Darfur, Sudan. Star Muscle has recently awarded the Cloonster the STAR MUSCLE, “Messenger of Piece (of Ass)”. Congratulations. All the hate
Sylvester Stallone Steroid Claim
Sylvester Stallone is back in the ring again, this time with his former fiancee Janice Dickinson, the self-proclaimed “world’s first supermodel.” The star of “Rocky” and “Rambo” is livid because Dickinson, who’s now hosting “The Janice Dickinson
Tom Cruise Unauthorized Biography
Claims that Tom Cruise is the second-in-command of the Church of Scientology and that some scientologists believe his daughter Suri is the product of a sperm donation from Scientology’s late founder L. Ron Hubbard are among the explosive charges author Andrew Morton alleges in his new book, “Tom