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Ashlee Simpson Teeshirts

Ashlee Simpson is following in her boyfriend Pete Wentz’s footsteps in becoming a fashion designer. Wow what an innovative concept? Ashlee is teaming up with Wetseal and designing t-shirt’s for teenage girls that will sell in conjuncture with the release of her new album Bittersweet World.
“I was inspired by so many fun, wonderful things as […]

3Apr2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 1 comment | Continued
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Worlds Unsexiest Woman

Sarah Jessica Parker says she had a hard time dealing with the fact she was voted Maxim’s “World’s Unsexiest Woman,” claiming the poll to be “brutal.” She says:
“Do I have big fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men’s magazine? Maybe […]

25Mar2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 11 comments | Continued
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Justin Timberlake Givenchy Cologne

Justin has just signed a deal with Givenchy to put out an intoxicating blend of sexy and back. Hopefully it won’t smell like Justin’s back(end). Sources say the scent is extremely FRUITY,like Justin himself.
The project will be officially unveiled to the press in June and will be launched commercially in two stages - beginning in […]

8Mar2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 1 comment | Continued
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Calvin Klein Hires Fergie

Pop singer Fergie is set to become the new face of fashion house Calvin Klein. I can just imagine the 6 foot shoehorn that they have to use to get the jeans on her! Chubalicious!
The Black Eyed Peas star wore a lemon-colored Calvin Klein dress to the Grammy Awards in Los Angeles earlier this month […]

19Feb2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 0 comments | Continued
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George Clooney In Africa

George Clooney who has been designated as the UN Messenger of Peace by the Un Secretary General, Ban Kimoon, visits the Zamzam refugee camp in North Darfur, Sudan. Star Muscle has recently awarded the Cloonster the STAR MUSCLE, “Messenger of Piece (of Ass)”. Congratulations. All the hate we spew is 100% out of jealously. We […]

12Feb2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 1 comment | Continued
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Daniel Day Lewis Pays Tribute to Heath Ledger

Daniel Day-Lewis paid an emotional tribute to Heath Ledger during a taped appearance on Oprah Winfrey’s talk show. I tell ya what folks, the Anna Nicole Smith death did nothing to me, John Ritter was sad, Johnny Cash was a little tough too. But the Heath Ledger death has really bummed me out the past week […]

30Jan2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 6 comments | Continued
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Chuck Norris Charity Scam

The former chief executive of Chuck Norris‘ martial arts program for inner-city children has pleaded guilty to stealing from the charity, the U.S. Attorney’s office said. James D. Brasher, 47, pleaded guilty on Thursday to one count of uttering a forged security, the office said in a statement. Wow, this is some dark dark news. […]

27Jan2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 0 comments | Continued
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Tom Cruise Scientology Video

Ever since the highly unbelievable unauthorized biography written about the greatest actor alive today, Tom Cruise, there has been a leak onto the internet. The leak is a really odd scientology-type recruitment video in an interview-style format. The funny thing is the cheesy “Mission Impossible (wannabe) music” playing in the background. I really wish Tom made […]

26Jan2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 4 comments | Continued
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Howard Stern On The David Letterman Show Videos

Howard Stern Discusses Male Genital Odors With David Letterman on the Late Show by Introducing NodorO™. A safe and effective OTC (Over The Counter) medicated cream that removes and prevents Male Genital Odors. Stern appeared on the Late Show last Thursday to promote Sirius Satellite Radio. When discussing his move to Sirius, Stern mentioned how […]

14Jan2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 7 comments | Continued
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Gucci Raised Money for Kabbalah

The Material Mom has conned both UNICEF USA and Gucci into helping raise money for the Kabbalah Center and Madonna’s patron gurus, the Berg Family. Gucci is throwing an all-star fundraiser on Feb. 6 for Madonna’s charity, Raising Malawi. GUCCI’s “A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi and UNICEF” will take place in heated tents on the […]

10Jan2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 2 comments | Continued
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Amy Fisher Promotes Her Tape

Former “Long Island Lolita” Amy Fisher is joining her husband in trying to market a sex tape, saying, “I always wanted to be No. 1 at something, but I didn’t think it would be something like this.” What a piece of white trash garbage. People need to boycott this tape, boycott her, and throw garbage at […]

6Jan2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 0 comments | Continued
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Actors Won’t Cross Picket Lines for Golden Globes

The Screen Actors Guild said on Friday that actors are expected to snuff the Golden Globe awards in support of striking Hollywood writers. WOW maybe these celebutards really aren’t that bad after all. After canvassing nominees over the past several weeks, Screen Actors Guild President Alan Rosenberg said in a statement, “there appears to be unanimous […]

6Jan2008 | Celebrity Gossip | 1 comment | Continued