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Hollywood News Recap For 2008…. So Far, So Good, So What !
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Jenna Jameson Comic Book
The most famous porn star of our time, Jenna Jameson, is becoming a comic book action hero. No word yet if she will be doing any sword swallowing during the course of the action. The porny business juggernaut is creating and starring in her own series of comic books, featuring a leather-clad, g-string
Tom Cruise Cartoon
At the Hall of Anorexia, the Superficial Friends (Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen), bedecked in Spiderman bikinis, are preparing for their big Spiderman 3 party. Toby Maguire, Mark “Marky Mark” Wahlberg and Colin Ferrell arrive in costume
Howard Stern Cartoon
The King of All Media, Howard Stern, is interviewing the Supersluts’ old arch-nemesis, Captain Crabs (the 70s Show’s Wilmer Valderrama) about his skanky sexual exploits. With the help of his Wack Pack (Gary the Retard, Eric the Midget, Beetlejuice, Robin Quivers and Artie Lange), Stern devises
Plastic Surgery Zombies Cartoon
The Superficial Friends (Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen) are at a secret plastic surgery lab in the ghettos of Honduras for a labia-widening, a controversial procedure illegal in America. They soon discover that the Cat Lady has been stealing parts
Perez Hilton Cartoon
It’s morning time at the Hall of Anorexia as the Superficial Friends (Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, with Space Monkey Seacrest) read Perez Hilton’s gossip column for news on their slutty exploits the previous night. Stunned to find themselves