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Hollywood News Recap For 2008…. So Far, So Good, So What !

Hollywood News Recap For 2008…. So Far, So Good, So What !

By Celebrity Gossip • on August 25, 2008

Verne Troyer reached a settlement on Friday that ensures

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Jenna Jameson Comic Book

Jenna Jameson Comic Book

By Celebrity Gossip • on July 25, 2007

The most famous porn star of our time, Jenna Jameson, is becoming a comic book action hero. No word yet if she will be doing any sword swallowing during the course of the action. The porny business juggernaut is creating and starring in her own series of comic books, featuring a leather-clad, g-string

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Tom Cruise Cartoon

Tom Cruise Cartoon

By Celebrity Gossip • on July 23, 2007

At the Hall of Anorexia, the Superficial Friends (Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen), bedecked in Spiderman bikinis, are preparing for their big Spiderman 3 party. Toby Maguire, Mark “Marky Mark” Wahlberg and Colin Ferrell arrive in costume

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Howard Stern Cartoon

Howard Stern Cartoon

By Celebrity Gossip • on July 16, 2007

The King of All Media, Howard Stern, is interviewing the Supersluts’ old arch-nemesis, Captain Crabs (the 70s Show’s Wilmer Valderrama) about his skanky sexual exploits. With the help of his Wack Pack (Gary the Retard, Eric the Midget, Beetlejuice, Robin Quivers and Artie Lange), Stern devises

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Plastic Surgery Zombies Cartoon

Plastic Surgery Zombies Cartoon

By Celebrity Gossip • on May 31, 2007

The Superficial Friends (Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen) are at a secret plastic surgery lab in the ghettos of Honduras for a labia-widening, a controversial procedure illegal in America. They soon discover that the Cat Lady has been stealing parts

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Perez Hilton Cartoon

Perez Hilton Cartoon

By Celebrity Gossip • on April 14, 2007

It’s morning time at the Hall of Anorexia as the Superficial Friends (Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, with Space Monkey Seacrest) read Perez Hilton’s gossip column for news on their slutty exploits the previous night. Stunned to find themselves

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