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Jim Florentine and Robin Quivers Break Up

Jim Dumps Robin!

First of all, if you don’t listen to the Howard Stern show, then this post is meaningless to you. Go get your head out of your ass and buy a Sirius Satellite system right now. For those of you that are fans, here’s a recap of what happened on Monday’s show.

On the Howard Stern Show today (Sirius Satellite Radio), Howard’s African American sidekick for over 20 years (and his news woman) Robin Quivers announced that she was dumped by Stern regular and hack comedian, Jim Florentine. Jim, 15 years Robin’s junior has been dating Robin for around a year now and it has been a huge topic of conversation on the popular message board Stern Fan Network. Ms. Quiver’s big beautiful black breasts and vagina has been the target of hundreds of song parodies, jokes, and extreme sexual harassment which has been pure radio gold to millions of fans worldwide.

At first Jim’s true intentions were at question at the beginning of their relationship. Getting plugs and notiarity from the Stern show has proven to be extremely profitable for any guest, musician, or comedian so Jim’s interest in Robin was a bit controversial. Was it to further his career? Robin was highly criticized for dating Jim due to his immature nature involving excessive flatulence in public (that’s farting for you retards), boyish antics, and not being a polished member of society. Some would call him semi-retarded. They seemed to keep their relationship private, even with Howard digging out tidbits of updates from time to time, and masterfully piecing it all together and psychoanalyzing as an amateur therapist.

Jim Florentine is best known as the voice of Special Ed from the Comedy Central show, Crank Yankers. It’s basically a show with phony phone calls coming from funny looking retarded, drunk, and trashy puppets. I have the dvd box set….very funny stuff. Us puppets stick together.

So on Monday’s show before the news, the annoying and untalented Greg Fitzsimmons was siting in. They played a funny Robin-Jim song before Robin started reading the news.

Howard must have been a little annoyed since the show was going a little long, he was obviously tired and wanted to leave, and this topic (which would be a 5 hour show in itself) was brought up. She mentioned he broke up with her and she seemed a little shaken by it. I imagine this will be the first then they talk about tomorrow. She abruptly announced that they were no longer together. She mentioned that Jim seemed to be making excuses in not spending more time with Robin and that he was going through the motions. Robin insisted that Jim wasn’t man enough to say what was really on his mind and wanted HER to say the words….and she refused.

Robin stated that the break-up was amicable and that Florentine was “genuine and honest” and that it was Jim who initiated the break-up. Robin stated that Jim denied that there was another woman involved. Robin stated that “something was missing,” and though she did not state what that “something” was, she did cite that there were issues with clashing work schedules. She also said that “the sex was there, and then it just wasn’t!” She went on to say that “there was no time to see each other.” When Howard asked, “are you sorry that you gave yourself to him?” Robin quickly replied, “yes.”

Here’s Starmuscle.com’s theories. Robin is used to having her ass kissed by everyone. She’s a cackling diva bitch that has significantly loses what little talent she did have year after year. She’s annoying, has a piercing nervous laugh which makes you hate ALL women. She has been extremely threatened by the addition of Artie Lange over the past 7 years and really doesn’t contribute to the show as much as Howard pumps her up to be an important part of the show. Jim on the other hand, is a man’s man. No not a homo, he’s a normal guy that loves life. He’s funny, down to earth and extremely talented. Robin’s negative energy and constant elitism was too much of a drain on Jim. Anyways, that’s just our theory, you can post a comment below.

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