Happy 4th people! We hope you are reading this celebrity garbage AFTER the fourth of July. Get off the computer, go outside, cook up some hotdogs and hang out with your family. There is some celebrity fireworks in Hollywood for sure. Enjoy your Fourth of July gossip:
Madonna Officially States there will be No Divorce
Madonna has finally broken her silence about her alleged affair with Alex Rodriguez. In an exclusive statement to People magazine Madonna says,
My husband and I are not planning on getting a divorce. I know Alex Rodriguez through Guy Oseary, who manages both of us. I brought my kids to a Yankee game. I am not I am not romantically involved in any way with Alex Rodriguez. I have nothing to do with the state of his marriage or what spiritual path he may choose to study. This dude can get any woman he wants. Why would he even want a dried up old hag like Madonna. Word on the street is that Madonna likes to wear strapon dildos with her partners, is A-Rod taking a mini bat to the butt? Starmuscle.com will keep you posted.
‘Crocodile Dundee’ is Wanted for Tax Evasion
Paul Hogan (a.k.a. Crocodile Dundee) is being investigated by Australian authorities for tax evasion. According to The Australian national newpaper, Australian tax authorities have asked the U.S. Internal Revenue Service for help in obtaining Hogan’s U.S. banking records and four of Hogan’s companies have already been ordered to turn over documents. Hogan’s lawyer, David Rydon, says that Australian officials can not lawfully obtain Hogan’s records and Hogan is fighting the IRS’s involvement. That money is LONG spent, do I smell another Croc movie? Maybe he should team up with Harrison Ford and do an Indiana Jones / Crocodile Hunter merger movie….from an old folks home.
Britney Spears Might Join Madonna’s ‘Sticky & Sweet’ Tour.
Rumor is Madonna has asked Britney Spears to join her on tour.Apparently Madonna feels that it will help resurrect Britney’s career if she appears on the Sticky & Sweet Tour. However, if Britney does perform it will only be on some of the dates not the entire tour. Sticky and Sweet, more like “Dried up and Sour”. This is a big YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWN.
John Edwards’ Daughter Caught Drunk in Public
On the night of July 4th, Catharine Elizabeth (’Cate’) Edwards, the elder daughter of John Edwards, the 2004 nominee for Vice President of the United States from the Democratic Party, was sitting reading the fine print of a Public Intoxication ticket, instead of watching the fireworks commemorate the birth of the country her father wanted to help run. I wonder if this hurts the chances of Edwards being nominated for the Vice Presidency card with Barack Obama.
Former San Diego Charger Terrence Kiel Dies in a Car Accident
Terrence Kiel a former safety for the San Diego Chargers was killed in a car accident late Friday night.Kiel was reportedly driving his car on the wrong side of the road when it struck a wall. He was ejected from the vehicle and pinned under the hood. Kiel was barely breathing when medical personnel arrived and was pronounced dead an hour later at 11:28 pm. Terrence had just left a party where his friends had pleaded with him not to drive home. However, police will not know whether or not drugs or alcohol played a role in the accident until toxicology tests are performed. Friends don’t let friends drive drunk. Thank God he didn’t hit anyone.
Ashley Dupre Drops Lawsuit Against ‘Girls Gone Wild’s’ Joe Francis
Ashley Alexandrea Dupre has decided to drop her $10 million lawsuit against Joe Francis on Thursday, July 3rd. She claims that the dropped was a way to “eliminate all negativity from her life and focus on the positive.” According to her lawyer Richard C. Wolfe, She has prospects for many exciting new projects. Starmuscle.com smells a settlement.
Cynthia Rodriguez, A-Rod’s Wife Blames Madonna for Their Break Up
Cynthia Rodriguez is blaming Madonna and her religion, Kabbalah, for breaking up her 5 year marriage to A-Rod. A-Rod, who plays for the New York Yankees, has been spotted making late night visits to Madonna’s apartment that date back as early as the day his 2nd child was born. Madonna calls her vagina a Kabbalah? I never heard that one. Guy Richie is a complete pushover, take a stand man, stop being a pussy.
Miley Cyrus has a New Boy Toy!
15 year old Miley Cyrus sure does move on quickly. Just last month it was rumored that she was dating her 22 year old back up dancer, Marshall, and now she is being linked to 17 year old Lucas Till. Lucas plays Miley’s on screen boyfriend in Disney’s Hannah Montana movie. The moment Miley saw Lucas’ photo, she knew he was perfect to play her on screen love. Once they began shooting, she totally fell for him. It was as if she decided she wanted him and she would have him-Lucas had no choice in the matter. I wonder if Miley has new boyfriends sign a confidentially agreement prior to getting to first base.
Christina Applegate’s Ex-Boyfriend is Found Dead
26 year old Lee Grivas was found dead in the living room of his Hollywood apartment on Tuesday, July 1st.According to the National Enquirer, “Applegate and Grivas, a 26 year old skateboarder and photographer, has a rocky on-again, off-again relationship due to his continual battle with drugs and alcohol.
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