George Carlin has passed away. For his soul’s sake let’s hope he was right about God and religion, or he will be spending eternity in the firey pits of hell, getting ass raped by pineapples. He has died of heart failure (or was it the government). He was 71. Carlin was hailed for his irreverent social commentary, poignant observations of the absurdities of everyday life and language, and groundbreaking routines like “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television”. He released his first comedy album “Take-Offs and Put-Ons” in 1967. He made more than 80 major television appearances during 70s, including the Ed Sullivan Show and Johnny Carson’s Tonight Show.

Here’s some memorable quotes by the late great George Carlin:

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood. [George Carlin, from the album “A Place For My Stuff”]

Religion convinced the world that there’s an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there’s 10 things he doesn’t want you to do or else you’ll to to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! …And he needs money! He’s all powerful, but he can’t handle money! [George Carlin, fromalbum “You Are All Diseased” (it can also be found in the book “Napalm and Silly Putty”.]

“Conservatives say if you don’t give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they’ve lost all incentive because we’ve given them too much money.” — George Carlin.

StarMuscle.com loved and will continue to love George Carlin. As a fellow free speech activist, us and George Carlin like to point out the idiocies of society, and the world. Carlin was the William Shakespeare of comedy and brought the dick and fart jokes to a whole new level. He was often copied, bt never duplicated, although Dennis Miller tried.

We are predicting that George Carlin was killed, murdered by the US Government. This heart attack seems a little too convenient. Star Muscle demands an autopsy.

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