Happy Saturday! Enjoy the nice day! Here’s your celebrity gossip headlines for Friday and early Saturday morning. Get off your computer and go clean the house, mow the lawn, or go see Indiana Jones.

Sharon Stone Sells Madonna for $10 Million
Madonna, the singer (you’ve heard of her), was a guest at the annual Cinema Against AIDS AmFar dinner in Cannes Thursday night. Wow at this price you would have to be worried that Madonna is going to be cloned.

Lohan, Ronson Fuel Lesbian Rumors
Lindsay Lohan and celebrity DJ Samantha Ronson continued to fuel rumors of a lesbian romance as they held hands and reportedly kissed during a party on Sean “Diddy” Combs’ yacht in Cannes. Maybe she is just going through some ‘experimental phases’.

Michelle Williams Wows in Chanel at Cannes
Michelle Williams made a last-minute appearance at the Cannes Film Festival on Thursday, walking her first red carpet since her ex-boyfriend Heath Ledger’s death to promote her film “Wendy and Lucy.” Good for her.It is nice to see her succeeding after the Ledger fiasco.

Jenna ‘Offers’ Bush Ranch for DeGeneres’ Wedding
President Bush’s newly married daughter, Jenna Hager, seemed to offer her family’s Texas ranch to Ellen DeGeneres as a wedding location for DeGeneres to marry her longtime girlfriend, Portia de Rossi, according to a report by People magazine. What da! Are you kidding me? I guess Bush doesn’t have to kiss the religious right’s ass anymore for
votes.

Red Russians Not Happy With Harrison Ford’s ‘Indy’
Leaders of the Communist Party of St. Petersburg have accused the actors Harrison Ford and Cate Blanchett of being ‘capitalist puppets’ and promoting crude, anti-Soviet propaganda in their new ‘Indiana Jones’ movie. Were they mad when Rocky beat up Ivan Drago too? Gimme a break.

New York Governor Pardons Rapper ‘Slick Rick’
New York Gov. David Paterson is granting a full and unconditional pardon to rapper Ricky “Slick Rick” Walters for the attempted murders of two men in 1991.Pretty Slick for Mr. Rick.

Fox Most Popular Television Network for First Time
With a strong finishing kick from “American Idol,” Fox captured the distinction of America’s most popular television network for the first time since it began operation in 1987.

Oprah Goes on 21-Day Cleanse Diet
Oprah Winfrey is in detox, starting a 21-day cleanse diet. Watch how irritated and angry she gets on her tv show. These diets always bring out the witch in her.

Judge Vacates $1.5M Award to Woman Whom DMX Accused of Rape
A judge has vacated a $1.5 million judgment awarded to a woman who filed a defamation suit against rapper DMX after he alleged that she raped him. Nice dawg!

Wesley Snipes to Remain Free Pending 3 Tax Convictions
Judge William Terrell Hodges granted Snipes’ motion for bail pending appeal of his case, saying Snipes doesn’t pose a flight risk and is not a threat to the community. He should go to Brazil where there is a non-extradition policy
in place.

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