Does Mario Lopez Play The Skin Flute?
Dancing With The Stars contestant Mario Lopez is joining the cast of A Chorus Line next month. Whooooo HAAH! Lopez will perform in the revival of one of the longest-running Broadway musicals of all time. According to producer John Breglio, “(His) talents and charm will transfer beautifully to the Broadway stage.â€? Lopez is thrilled to join the cast of this show: “Every actor dreams about appearing on a Broadway stage. I have as well and have been searching for the right time and opportunity.â€? Knock knock! Who’s there? Mario Lopez. Mario Lopez who? Mario Lopez, the one who is hiding in the closet. That was a early morning lame pre-coffee joke, I apologize. Ok he’s bisexual then. Or maybe a transtesticle like Oscar de la Hoya…those latin men are very girlie and like lace.
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By Cheryl_K on March 10th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
What is the skin flute?
It sounds like some sort of Native_American instrument that might be used in spiritual ceremonies. Am I close?
He is so talented with his acting, dancing, and such. I would not be surprised that he plays many different instruments.
By T in Texas on March 12th, 2008 at 8:45 am
Skin flute is an acronym for the female part of the body down below.
By K on March 18th, 2008 at 11:44 am
No no no…. “Skin flute” is a EUPHEMISM for a penis. Get it? Same shape as a flute, but made of skin?
(BTW.. An “acronym” is a word formed from the initial letters or groups of letters of words in a set phrase or series of words. Examples:
OPEC = Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries,
MASH = Mobile Army Surgical Hospital,
or
AIDS = Acquired Immune Deficiency Sydrome.
T in Texas: You kinda got it wrong all the way around!)
By carole lewis on May 1st, 2008 at 8:40 pm
While there may be one or two straight men dancing on Broadway, I would be willing to bet our boy Mario is either bisexual or possibly even gay (closeted naturally)! Where there’s smoke there’s usually fire.
By mut on July 1st, 2008 at 7:45 am
stut mut
By Closeted on July 1st, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Yeah, just like me he’s probably bi or gay. It’s hard to be in the industry when you are who we are. If you’re that good looking and all of the girls want you, but can’t or don’t want to share you, you’re stocks go down considerably. Truth be told, most of the guys who are out in the industry are not as masculine, nor as good looking so they have a better chance at longevity. Still, religion plays a part and of course just being socially accepted. After all, he is more of a social celebrity these days.
By queenie69 on July 12th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
I wish he would play skin flute or just lay there and let me play, yum yum.
By queenie69 on July 12th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
PS, Mario I love ur dirty drawers!!!!
By queenie69 on July 12th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
Does anyone know what a beso negro is?Well I’d even give Mario several besos!!!!