Kurt Cobain Is Alive
Kurt Cobain is alive and well, according to the United States social security system, and in the hearts of millions across the planet.
It seems that someone has stolen the long dead musician’s social security number five years ago, and taken out 188 credit cards, purchased a house and several cars using his identity. And not just a little bit of money was taken, it was around $72 million, according to Courtney Love. Karma is a bicth, ey Courtney?
This week Courtney, 43, met cops in Van Nuys, LA, to give them details of a probe by forensic accountants Kroll which discovered £36 million missing. Cheques had been stolen and cars bought by villains.
She told The Sun: “I knew it had been going on since when I went cuckoo — bananas — in 2003.
“It was fraud after fraud. But nobody believed me until now. I did a check on my deceased husband’s social security number and he has a house in New Brunswick, New Jersey. He bought it last year.�
Courtney has now gone to the police to try and get some of the money back, most of which was going into trust for the couple’s daughter Frances Bean. The Nirvana estate makes around £21 million a year, according to The Sun. I’m absolutely horrified that his social security number could be used like this, considering the high profile nature of his death and widow. I’m unfamiliar with the legal system in the United States, but I’m guessing Courtney will at least be able to claim the property from the ‘owners’.
Comments
By Celebrity Gossip on March 22nd, 2008 at 1:10 pm
No guys, he’s still dead:
By screw you on August 7th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
This is pretty offensive. How do you think Frances Bean feels if and when she sees this? I mean, come on. ugh……
By * on August 8th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
You’re desgusting,if you dont like him,it’s ok,but respect him!!
By grungeisdead on September 2nd, 2008 at 10:35 am
LIKE THE FACT OF TELLING THE WORLD IT’S FRAUD COURTNEY LOVE HAS A PROBLEM WITH SPENDING TOO MUCH MONEY.
SHE’S BLAMING THE PEOPLE AT THE BANK FOR THE FACT SHE’S FLAT-ASS BROKE *GIGGLES* SHE’S THE ONE STEALING THE MONEY.
WHAT GOES ON IN THE WORLD IS THIS, FOR ONE, YOU GET THE FUCKING
AT THE BANK TO CONTACT YOU ABOUT ANY FISHY CRAP GOING ON FACE IT SHE’S
THROWING A OTHER FUCKING FALSE STORY INTO THE PRESS- EXPLAIN 1. WHEN
THE BANK GOES INTO THE WHOLE FOR ABOUT BILLION THE NEXT PERSON WITH
MONEY IN THE BANK IS COVERING THE HOLE. IN OTHER WORDS THERE ISN’T
FRAUD. IF ANYTHING SHE’S STOLEN THE MONEY HERSELF AND IS TRYING TO
CLAIM IT BEING STOLEN.. STUPID BITCH.. SORRY FRANCES, THAT’S FUCKED
FUCKED UP.
By couch on September 29th, 2008 at 9:17 am
dont be hatein’
he is better than you ever will be so have some respect.