Brooke Knows Best Review

By Celebrity Gossip • on March 8, 2008

VH1 has confirmed reports that former Hogan Knows Best star Brooke Hogan has landed a reality series of her own on the network. VH1 has ordered up ten episodes of Brooke Knows Best. The network describes Brooke Hogan’s new reality show as: The new series will follow her as she moves to Miami to start a new life on her own. Her family, including her parents, are expected to make appearances from time to time. When the ratings tank, you’ll see alot more of Hulk Hogan, believe me.

Here are my suggestions for the new Brooke show storylines:

  • Brooke budges in lines at top Miami nightclubs.
  • Brooke starts dating a Columbian drug lord.
  • Brooke dates a black football player and Hulk does Hulkamania on him.
  • Brooke continues to waste time and money on her pathetic music career.
  • Brooke does some modeling and they push her ‘too far’ and she feels unconfortable about the sexiness.
  • Brooke’s show gets cancelled and she moves back in to freeload off her dad
  • I haven’t seen the new show yet, but the minute I do…actually after I hurl chunks out of my mouth, I will gladly start up my crappy computer and write my review of this potential masterpiece.

    Comments

    By zach on March 20th, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    dont be hatin on her, shes good, ya just jealous!

    By Celebrity Gossip on March 22nd, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    Is this piece of garbage still on with the current events of Hulk having humpa humpa with one of her friends?

    Brooke Hogan is a retard

    By Anonymous on March 23rd, 2008 at 9:05 pm

    balls

    By ImYourMom on May 7th, 2008 at 9:39 pm

    Dude, get a life. She will make good television and the show will do well.

    I think Your jealous that you have nothing better to do than jerk off and blog all day about pop culture.

    It’s assholes like you that send more negative energy into the world

    Go back to college and get a real job…..Douche.

    By p*ink on June 11th, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    ITS COLOMBIAN NOT COLUMBIAN YOU ASS, and in colombia there are no drug lords any longer…try looking in your bathroom….OH AND LEAVE BROOKE ALONE

    By Mike A.K.A. Mixer on June 15th, 2008 at 1:37 am

    I like her music! If she were 37years old a would tap that and give her my eggo (waffel with maple syrup!).

    By veronica on June 17th, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    she is pathetic, and so is her family

    By i hate hogans on June 17th, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    she sucks!!! The show will suck!! She is a Horrible singer, dancer and actress!!! To top it all off, she will look like her mom in about 10 years “YUCK…BARF…” she is not interesting at

    By COLOMBian drug lord on June 17th, 2008 at 4:44 pm

    ill be happy to date her..shes beautiful, and shell make a great show..stop hating!

    By me here on June 27th, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    She is so damned gorgeous. I love thick girls!

    By I love brooke on June 27th, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    Brooke is one of the most preetiest women in the world she is like a goddess. not only is she beautiful on the outside she is also beautiful on the inside. Her smile can save the world. Only evil ugly people say negative nasty things about her.

    By Hello There. on June 28th, 2008 at 10:59 pm

    I don’t think people realize that people would be hating on them if they were famous, too.

    Just lay off the famous people, because they’re still human.

    By yoyo on June 29th, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    hey she is sooooo HOTTTTT i want my dick in her pussyyyy

    By Landser88 on July 1st, 2008 at 12:11 am

    I agree with you. Her show will be horrible. It would of been more interesting to give Nick a reality show to see how he’s doing in the county Jail and blame the marine that he helped put in a coma some more. I’m sure that would sky rocket his ratings it’s ratings through the roof.

    By Anonymous on July 1st, 2008 at 10:37 pm

    dam me an my home boys crashed into her a few weeks ago

    By Anonymous on July 1st, 2008 at 10:38 pm

    dam me an my homeboys crashed into her a few weeks ago

    By wood on July 3rd, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    she should be a diva in the wwe

    By who cares on July 11th, 2008 at 11:16 am

    You morons who watch these dumb reality shows are making these assholes who are already rich, even richer!

    Who the hell cares what she does, why should she have a reality show? Because there is always going to be morons who will watch. Get out and do something with your won life! Stop making these assholes richer!

    By Lynn on July 14th, 2008 at 9:13 pm

    Hi Brooke, I just watched your show for the first time tonight. I thought it was pretty funny. You and your dad get along so well. Definetely keep him in some episodes. Keep your chin up and have fun with life. Believe me it goes way to fast.

    By toya on July 14th, 2008 at 9:23 pm

    I THINK THOSE OF YOU THAT DONT LIKE THE HOGANS SUCK N IT IS VERY RUDE TO THOSE WHOM DO LOVE THA HOGANS. I 4 ONE LOVE THEIR FAMILY N THEIR TV SHOW HOGAN KNOWS BEST,I ALSO WATCHED THE FIRST SHOW TONIGHT N I LIKED IT. SHE IS GOING TO DO WELL WITH HER SHOW PEOPLE LOVE HER JUST LIKE THEY LOVE HULK HOGAN. GOOD GOING BROOKE KEEP UP THA GOOD WORK.HATERS STOP HATING N GET A LIFE U MAD CAUSE YOU CANT HAVE HER LIFE HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!

    By RAIDER HEAD on July 15th, 2008 at 1:52 am

    WHUZZ UP. BROOKe,KEEP YOUR HEAD UP. PLUS TELL YOUR BROTHER EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT. PLUS KEEP MORE OF YOUR DADDY IN YOUR SHOWS HE’S A HELL OF A FUNNY GUY… WELL I HAVE TO GO NOW LOVE U HOGANS.

    By Aly on July 15th, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    hey girl i watch your show everyday and i know it was sad to say goodbye to your dad but wow I am really sorry about your mom and your dads split but look on the bright side i know you have one
    I love your show but i gotta split love ya
    your fan aly

    By Alyssa on July 15th, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    hey girl i watch your show everyday and i know it was sad to say goodbye to your dad but wow I am really sorry about your mom and your dads split but look on the bright side i know you have one
    I love your show but i gotta split love ya
    your fan aly

    By A NOTE TO ALL LOSERS on July 15th, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    WOW WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE YOU WHY IN THE HECK WOULD YOU BE SO HATEFUL SHE IS AS NORMAL AS US SO SHUT THE FRICK UP LOSERS I CAN’T BEILEVE YOU RETARDS DAH SO WHAT WHATEVER YOU PEOPLE THINK SHE IS A PRETTY GIRL AND I LOVE HER SHOW IT’S COOL I GUESS EXCEPT THAT DUDE SHES LIVING WITH.ALTHOUGH GAY GUYS ARE HOT AND ALOT OF THEM HAVE A SIX PACK I BET NONE OF YOU LOSERS HAVE ONE

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    OH WHATS WITH THE SEXUAL HARRASEMENT COME ON.WHOS GONNA WANNA READ ABOUT SOMEBODY MAKIONG LOVE TO BROOKE THAT IS TOTALLY LAME HOW ABOUT YOU GET A LIFE

    By eric on July 16th, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    i think yall all should go shoot ur selves i think brooke is hot and i like her shes amazing and so is the rest of the family

    By yo momma on July 16th, 2008 at 7:39 pm

    she sucks!!

    By iLUVBrooke on July 23rd, 2008 at 6:52 am

    Oh my GOD!!! Brooke is so talented! You’re just a hater that can’t see her true talent. I mean just listen to her AWESOME music. She is so talented that she doesn’t have to dress up trashy like some other skanky celebs. She is truly a classy girl….well I’d write more but I’m gonna go watch The Soup and laugh my ass off when they RIP this stupid no talent bitch to bits.

    By kay on July 26th, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    how about giving up all the sex talk.I think she is just a nice gril that is going throu a hard time keep it up brooke you are doing great I love waching you.and dont let life get you down.I know I went throu some of the same stuff so dont let people get to ya.yourfan.

    By km on July 26th, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    how about giving up all the sex talk.I think she is just a nice gril that is going throu a hard time keep it up brooke you are doing great I love waching you.and dont let life get you down.I know I went throu some of the same stuff so dont let people get to ya.yourfan.

    By Robert on July 28th, 2008 at 11:13 pm

    I love Brooke she is so hot and sexy! I would love to married her! I like Hulk Hogan he a good man! Brooke I would love to meet you! But I am from Texas! Love ya, Robert

    By Freddie Young on August 1st, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    I would Love to meet your dad cause he is my best wrestler

    By Denise on August 5th, 2008 at 11:34 am

    Brooke Hogan is a very beutiful woman! She also seems to be a very loving and caring person! But, I dont think she has a good eye for guys. That last boyfriend she had, the one she invited to the party and got upset over. BOW WOW!!! BROOKE ARE YOU INSANE????? No No babygirl, you are too good for that ugly ass loser. Forget him and move on!!!

    By flomaster on August 6th, 2008 at 4:26 am

    YOUR ROOMATE IS NOT NICE TO YOUR DAD HE JUST WENT THRU A DIVORCE AND HE LUVS YOU,ALTHOUGH HE’S VERY PROCTECTIVE BUT WHAT REAL MAN WOULD NOT BE, ROOMATE FRIENDS BROKE EVERYTHING IN APARTMENT.
    THE MAIN PROBLEMS WITH ROOMATES IS THEY WILL EXPECT YOU TO TAKE CARE OF THEM EMOTIONALLY AND PHYSICALLY WAIT TILL THE RENT DUE, IF IT WAS NOT FOR DAD THE EXPOSURE AND THE PLACE YOU ARE IN YOUR LIFE WOULD NOT HAVE COME SO EASILY. ROOMATES COME AND GO BUT FAM IS FOREVER YOUR PARENTS ARE HURTING, BE STRONG YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE LIFE TO PARTY SO KEEP IT REAL, FIND TRUE LUV AND IF ONE OF YOUR PARENTS WERE TO PASS, IF YOU DONT FIND TIME FOR THEM YOU WILL HATE YOURSELF AND THAT IS REALITY. REAL TALK FLORIDA PARTY ALL THE TIME BUT IT ALL FAKE PEOPLE LOOKING FOR WHAT YOU ALREADY GOT LUV.

    By mamab on August 15th, 2008 at 8:43 pm

    Brooke,
    We have watched every episode of Hogan knows best, then came brooke knows best. We havnt missed an episode of your show. Your an idol to a lot of people. You are living on your own and doing very well might i add, and under your parents advice. This is something i hope that young teenagers getting out in the world on their own will take as advice from you and apply it to their own life. My self i have an almost 18 year old daughter which i love very dearly. She is our baby girl of four older ones. All she has ever wanted a gieco green V.W bug, She to all of us deserves this more than ever but we dont have the money to make her dreams come true. i know you probably cant help us and we totally understand that. We appriciate every show you do. My daughter looks up to you, and your lifestyle, and i love that because your the type of person that keeps it real, a role model type, and thats the type of person i want my daughter to look up too. Keep up the good work with the music and videos. you have an amazing voice. and DOnt forget the shows!!! :)

    YOUR BIGGEST FAN… Vicky Bray

    By get a life on August 20th, 2008 at 1:27 am

    i think brooke is doing an excellent job on her show, i enjoy watching it and she gives inspiration to young people who want to exceed in life. Brooke you are a role model for the young and a very beautiful and talented girl, I got your back girl even if its against the wall!!!!!!!!!

    By romar on September 2nd, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    whatisyourcellphonenumber

    By Anonymous on September 19th, 2008 at 11:38 am

    ANNOYING no other way to say it, put on some clothes girl, and please tell your father and uncle to get rid of their hair extentions and mullets, so sad its funny!

    By xicutioner1808 on September 24th, 2008 at 2:55 am

    dont listen 2 any of these fools brooke your beautiful ilove every thing about u your smile your build and your perky personality if u
    want somebody 2 talk 2 just send me a email

    By Quanterria O'neal on September 28th, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    Hi Brooke,
    My name is Quanterria O’Neal and I am 12 years old I look up 2 you in so many ways and even though other people HATE on you keep your head up like I had 2 learn how 2 do cuz people will HATE on you becuz they know you are beautiful and I love your STRIPPER moves.

    By Antaineeshca Jones on September 28th, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    Watz up Brooke,
    I am a 12 year old girl who loves you so much watch out 4 those haters becuz they might just catch you up love ya and I also love them STIPPER maves. Heres my number 295-9586.

    By michele on October 4th, 2008 at 7:37 am

    hey brooke wats up i just want to say that i loved your show(brooke knows best)and i love every song that you made

    By the best on October 4th, 2008 at 7:42 am

    dont listen to other people your like the best person out there i mean you have a great sence of humor and you have really good taset in guys dont listen to them just be who you are and that is the best person i know

    By ADF on October 10th, 2008 at 9:04 am

    fuhjjhbjbnm,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkv

    By me on October 28th, 2008 at 5:04 am

    i think she acts like shes the bomb n really shes not

    By bradrogers on November 26th, 2008 at 9:18 am

    hey brooke i would love to meet your dad i would sit in front of the tv and watch you dad wrestler i think your dad cool hey and brooke your the bomb in your show i watch your show on tv today the one you got the stripper pole on and you did you excrise on the pole will you dad is a good man i learned alot from your dad so kept your head up ok dont let people bring you down love always your fan brad tell your dad i sayed hello.

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