March 8th, 2008 •
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VH1 has confirmed reports that former Hogan Knows Best star Brooke Hogan has landed a reality series of her own on the network. VH1 has ordered up ten episodes of Brooke Knows Best. The network describes Brooke Hogan’s new reality show as: The new series will follow her as she moves to Miami to start a new life on her own. Her family, including her parents, are expected to make appearances from time to time. When the ratings tank, you’ll see alot more of Hulk Hogan, believe me.
Here are my suggestions for the new Brooke show storylines:
Brooke budges in lines at top Miami nightclubs.
Brooke starts dating a Columbian drug lord.
Brooke dates a black football player and Hulk does Hulkamania on him.
Brooke continues to waste time and money on her pathetic music career.
Brooke does some modeling and they push her ‘too far’ and she feels unconfortable about the sexiness.
Brooke’s show gets cancelled and she moves back in to freeload off her dad
I haven’t seen the new show yet, but the minute I do…actually after I hurl chunks out of my mouth, I will gladly start up my crappy computer and write my review of this potential masterpiece.
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Comment by zach on 20 March 2008:
dont be hatin on her, shes good, ya just jealous!
Comment by Celebrity Gossip on 22 March 2008:
Is this piece of garbage still on with the current events of Hulk having humpa humpa with one of her friends?
Comment by Anonymous on 23 March 2008:
balls
Comment by ImYourMom on 7 May 2008:
Dude, get a life. She will make good television and the show will do well.
I think Your jealous that you have nothing better to do than jerk off and blog all day about pop culture.
It’s assholes like you that send more negative energy into the world
Go back to college and get a real job…..Douche.
Comment by p*ink on 11 June 2008:
ITS COLOMBIAN NOT COLUMBIAN YOU ASS, and in colombia there are no drug lords any longer…try looking in your bathroom….OH AND LEAVE BROOKE ALONE
Comment by Mike A.K.A. Mixer on 15 June 2008:
I like her music! If she were 37years old a would tap that and give her my eggo (waffel with maple syrup!).
Comment by veronica on 17 June 2008:
she is pathetic, and so is her family
Comment by i hate hogans on 17 June 2008:
she sucks!!! The show will suck!! She is a Horrible singer, dancer and actress!!! To top it all off, she will look like her mom in about 10 years “YUCK…BARF…” she is not interesting at
Comment by COLOMBian drug lord on 17 June 2008:
ill be happy to date her..shes beautiful, and shell make a great show..stop hating!
Comment by me here on 27 June 2008:
She is so damned gorgeous. I love thick girls!
Comment by I love brooke on 27 June 2008:
Brooke is one of the most preetiest women in the world she is like a goddess. not only is she beautiful on the outside she is also beautiful on the inside. Her smile can save the world. Only evil ugly people say negative nasty things about her.
Comment by Hello There. on 28 June 2008:
I don’t think people realize that people would be hating on them if they were famous, too.
Just lay off the famous people, because they’re still human.
Comment by yoyo on 29 June 2008:
hey she is sooooo HOTTTTT i want my dick in her pussyyyy
Comment by Landser88 on 1 July 2008:
I agree with you. Her show will be horrible. It would of been more interesting to give Nick a reality show to see how he’s doing in the county Jail and blame the marine that he helped put in a coma some more. I’m sure that would sky rocket his ratings it’s ratings through the roof.
Comment by Anonymous on 1 July 2008:
dam me an my home boys crashed into her a few weeks ago
Comment by Anonymous on 1 July 2008:
dam me an my homeboys crashed into her a few weeks ago
Comment by wood on 3 July 2008:
she should be a diva in the wwe
Comment by who cares on 11 July 2008:
You morons who watch these dumb reality shows are making these assholes who are already rich, even richer!
Who the hell cares what she does, why should she have a reality show? Because there is always going to be morons who will watch. Get out and do something with your won life! Stop making these assholes richer!
Comment by Lynn on 14 July 2008:
Hi Brooke, I just watched your show for the first time tonight. I thought it was pretty funny. You and your dad get along so well. Definetely keep him in some episodes. Keep your chin up and have fun with life. Believe me it goes way to fast.
Comment by toya on 14 July 2008:
I THINK THOSE OF YOU THAT DONT LIKE THE HOGANS SUCK N IT IS VERY RUDE TO THOSE WHOM DO LOVE THA HOGANS. I 4 ONE LOVE THEIR FAMILY N THEIR TV SHOW HOGAN KNOWS BEST,I ALSO WATCHED THE FIRST SHOW TONIGHT N I LIKED IT. SHE IS GOING TO DO WELL WITH HER SHOW PEOPLE LOVE HER JUST LIKE THEY LOVE HULK HOGAN. GOOD GOING BROOKE KEEP UP THA GOOD WORK.HATERS STOP HATING N GET A LIFE U MAD CAUSE YOU CANT HAVE HER LIFE HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!
Comment by RAIDER HEAD on 15 July 2008:
WHUZZ UP. BROOKe,KEEP YOUR HEAD UP. PLUS TELL YOUR BROTHER EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT. PLUS KEEP MORE OF YOUR DADDY IN YOUR SHOWS HE’S A HELL OF A FUNNY GUY… WELL I HAVE TO GO NOW LOVE U HOGANS.
Comment by Aly on 15 July 2008:
hey girl i watch your show everyday and i know it was sad to say goodbye to your dad but wow I am really sorry about your mom and your dads split but look on the bright side i know you have one
I love your show but i gotta split love ya
your fan aly
Comment by Alyssa on 15 July 2008:
hey girl i watch your show everyday and i know it was sad to say goodbye to your dad but wow I am really sorry about your mom and your dads split but look on the bright side i know you have one
I love your show but i gotta split love ya
your fan aly
Comment by A NOTE TO ALL LOSERS on 15 July 2008:
WOW WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE YOU WHY IN THE HECK WOULD YOU BE SO HATEFUL SHE IS AS NORMAL AS US SO SHUT THE FRICK UP LOSERS I CAN’T BEILEVE YOU RETARDS DAH SO WHAT WHATEVER YOU PEOPLE THINK SHE IS A PRETTY GIRL AND I LOVE HER SHOW IT’S COOL I GUESS EXCEPT THAT DUDE SHES LIVING WITH.ALTHOUGH GAY GUYS ARE HOT AND ALOT OF THEM HAVE A SIX PACK I BET NONE OF YOU LOSERS HAVE ONE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OH WHATS WITH THE SEXUAL HARRASEMENT COME ON.WHOS GONNA WANNA READ ABOUT SOMEBODY MAKIONG LOVE TO BROOKE THAT IS TOTALLY LAME HOW ABOUT YOU GET A LIFE
Comment by eric on 16 July 2008:
i think yall all should go shoot ur selves i think brooke is hot and i like her shes amazing and so is the rest of the family
Comment by yo momma on 16 July 2008:
she sucks!!
Comment by iLUVBrooke on 23 July 2008:
Oh my GOD!!! Brooke is so talented! You’re just a hater that can’t see her true talent. I mean just listen to her AWESOME music. She is so talented that she doesn’t have to dress up trashy like some other skanky celebs. She is truly a classy girl….well I’d write more but I’m gonna go watch The Soup and laugh my ass off when they RIP this stupid no talent bitch to bits.
Comment by kay on 26 July 2008:
how about giving up all the sex talk.I think she is just a nice gril that is going throu a hard time keep it up brooke you are doing great I love waching you.and dont let life get you down.I know I went throu some of the same stuff so dont let people get to ya.yourfan.
Comment by km on 26 July 2008:
how about giving up all the sex talk.I think she is just a nice gril that is going throu a hard time keep it up brooke you are doing great I love waching you.and dont let life get you down.I know I went throu some of the same stuff so dont let people get to ya.yourfan.
Comment by Robert on 28 July 2008:
I love Brooke she is so hot and sexy! I would love to married her! I like Hulk Hogan he a good man! Brooke I would love to meet you! But I am from Texas! Love ya, Robert
Comment by Freddie Young on 1 August 2008:
I would Love to meet your dad cause he is my best wrestler
Comment by Denise on 5 August 2008:
Brooke Hogan is a very beutiful woman! She also seems to be a very loving and caring person! But, I dont think she has a good eye for guys. That last boyfriend she had, the one she invited to the party and got upset over. BOW WOW!!! BROOKE ARE YOU INSANE????? No No babygirl, you are too good for that ugly ass loser. Forget him and move on!!!
Comment by flomaster on 6 August 2008:
YOUR ROOMATE IS NOT NICE TO YOUR DAD HE JUST WENT THRU A DIVORCE AND HE LUVS YOU,ALTHOUGH HE’S VERY PROCTECTIVE BUT WHAT REAL MAN WOULD NOT BE, ROOMATE FRIENDS BROKE EVERYTHING IN APARTMENT.
THE MAIN PROBLEMS WITH ROOMATES IS THEY WILL EXPECT YOU TO TAKE CARE OF THEM EMOTIONALLY AND PHYSICALLY WAIT TILL THE RENT DUE, IF IT WAS NOT FOR DAD THE EXPOSURE AND THE PLACE YOU ARE IN YOUR LIFE WOULD NOT HAVE COME SO EASILY. ROOMATES COME AND GO BUT FAM IS FOREVER YOUR PARENTS ARE HURTING, BE STRONG YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE LIFE TO PARTY SO KEEP IT REAL, FIND TRUE LUV AND IF ONE OF YOUR PARENTS WERE TO PASS, IF YOU DONT FIND TIME FOR THEM YOU WILL HATE YOURSELF AND THAT IS REALITY. REAL TALK FLORIDA PARTY ALL THE TIME BUT IT ALL FAKE PEOPLE LOOKING FOR WHAT YOU ALREADY GOT LUV.
Comment by mamab on 15 August 2008:
Brooke,
We have watched every episode of Hogan knows best, then came brooke knows best. We havnt missed an episode of your show. Your an idol to a lot of people. You are living on your own and doing very well might i add, and under your parents advice. This is something i hope that young teenagers getting out in the world on their own will take as advice from you and apply it to their own life. My self i have an almost 18 year old daughter which i love very dearly. She is our baby girl of four older ones. All she has ever wanted a gieco green V.W bug, She to all of us deserves this more than ever but we dont have the money to make her dreams come true. i know you probably cant help us and we totally understand that. We appriciate every show you do. My daughter looks up to you, and your lifestyle, and i love that because your the type of person that keeps it real, a role model type, and thats the type of person i want my daughter to look up too. Keep up the good work with the music and videos. you have an amazing voice. and DOnt forget the shows!!! :)
YOUR BIGGEST FAN… Vicky Bray
Comment by get a life on 20 August 2008:
i think brooke is doing an excellent job on her show, i enjoy watching it and she gives inspiration to young people who want to exceed in life. Brooke you are a role model for the young and a very beautiful and talented girl, I got your back girl even if its against the wall!!!!!!!!!