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Does Mario Lopez Play The Skin Flute?

March 7th, 2008 • Related • Filed Under

Dancing With The Stars contestant Mario Lopez is joining the cast of A Chorus Line next month. Whooooo HAAH! Lopez will perform in the revival of one of the longest-running Broadway musicals of all time. According to producer John Breglio, “(His) talents and charm will transfer beautifully to the Broadway stage.” Lopez is thrilled to join the cast of this show: “Every actor dreams about appearing on a Broadway stage. I have as well and have been searching for the right time and opportunity.” Knock knock! Who’s there? Mario Lopez. Mario Lopez who? Mario Lopez, the one who is hiding in the closet. That was a early morning lame pre-coffee joke, I apologize. Ok he’s bisexual then. Or maybe a transtesticle like Oscar de la Hoya…those latin men are very girlie and like lace.

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    Comment by Cheryl_K on 10 March 2008:

    What is the skin flute?

    It sounds like some sort of Native_American instrument that might be used in spiritual ceremonies. Am I close?

    He is so talented with his acting, dancing, and such. I would not be surprised that he plays many different instruments.

    Comment by T in Texas on 12 March 2008:

    Skin flute is an acronym for the female part of the body down below.

    Comment by K on 18 March 2008:

    No no no…. “Skin flute” is a EUPHEMISM for a penis. Get it? Same shape as a flute, but made of skin?

    (BTW.. An “acronym” is a word formed from the initial letters or groups of letters of words in a set phrase or series of words. Examples:
    OPEC = Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries,
    MASH = Mobile Army Surgical Hospital,
    or
    AIDS = Acquired Immune Deficiency Sydrome.

    T in Texas: You kinda got it wrong all the way around!)

    Comment by carole lewis on 1 May 2008:

    While there may be one or two straight men dancing on Broadway, I would be willing to bet our boy Mario is either bisexual or possibly even gay (closeted naturally)! Where there’s smoke there’s usually fire.

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