Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are planning to have their new baby in Texas. YEEEEE HAW! Keep those doggies rollin!
The couple - who already have four children - have moved into a secluded 270-acre ranch outside the small, rural town of Smallsville while Brad films ‘Tree of Life’ and are likely to still be there when Angelina gives birth in around four months time.
A source said: “Brad and Angelina love the South. They weren’t planning to move to Texas for filming, but Angelina is all for trying something new.
“They were offered several beautiful properties in the town but settled on the ranch because it is set way back from the road and prying eyes.”
Brad and Angelina - who have three adopted children, six-year-old Maddox, four-year-old Pax and Zahara, three, as well as a biological daughter, 21-month-old Shiloh - arrived at their new home in February.
One resident said: “I saw two huge vans, loaded with every toy and child-sized car and truck you could imagine.”
Will the new baby be white or black? I have already gone on record saying Angelina cheated on Brad Pitt (I have zero evidence) and the new baby will be of the ‘Chocolate Persuasion’ (meaning black skin).
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Comment by kell on 8 March 2008:
Why do you keep saying,”YEEEEE HAW!”, what are you a hillbilly?
Comment by Angie on 13 March 2008:
The small Texas town is SMITHVILLE not Smallsville. And they are actually in a ranch outside of Bastrop, about 15 minutes from Smithville. I grew up there, know where they are staying, just wanted to correct this mis-information.
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Comment by SheepMonopoly on 14 March 2008:
Angelina - let me know if you need any OBGYN referrals. I also know some good doulas. :) Austin Star Map
Comment by J.D. Miller on 18 March 2008:
Thanks Angie, I read this about a place in Texas called Smallsville and said to myself no Texan would ever name a place Smallsville. It is just not in our nature to belittle our GREAT STATE!
Comment by Anonymous on 4 April 2008:
You got that right Miller!
Comment by Lucy on 26 May 2008:
Are there any anglos left in Texas? I heard that Mexicans toke back the State, something like a revenge on the Alamo.