Hold the press. The SS Nipplethon has reached its destination. Lindsay Lohan takes it all off to play a naked Marilyn Monroe in the new spring fashion issue of New York magazine.Troubled actress Lindsay Lohan is nude — as in freckles, nipples and tattoo — in a color photo spread recreating Bert Stern’s famous 1962 “last photo shoot” of Marilyn Monroe. Lohan, Stern and team snuck into the Hotel Bel Air on February 5 to shoot the images. She tells Amanda Fortini, the Los Angeles-based writer. So maybe this photshoot is a way to throw HOHAN a hint to up the drugs and put herself and all of us out of our misery. Sorry we can’t show you the uncensored pictures….this isn’t a porno website you freaks.




Comment by A better human being on 20 February 2008:
Hey whore, may I borrow a million?
I promise I’ll pay you back.
Mr. Deeds
Comment by Anonymous on 21 February 2008:
I’ve seen Marilyn Monroe, and she is no Marilyn Monroe.
Comment by gerard Vandenberg on 21 February 2008:
I didn’t know the MUPPETS were still alive?
anyway: KILL ‘EM ALL!!
Comment by aManda on 4 March 2008:
another headline from ms.Lohan??
wasnt enOugh,eh?
i think her boops is not good enough for too much expose like that
Comment by BRANDi on 4 March 2008:
CAN YOU SAY………WHORE!!!!!!!!