We are talking about Eva Long-Whoria and it’s not about her performance in the sack. God is punishing the world and releasing this piece of dog shit upon the world. Ok imagine a wet steamy shit…now if that shit had the shits and started puking all over the place. Scrape that all together, cook it up on the George Foreman grill, add some peanuts, eat it, then the shit you take will resemble this new movie, Over Her Dead Body. In the history of movies, I have never seen a worse movie trailer in my life. You’d think a laTHINa woman could play a jelaous spirit well, but Eva gives Jessica Simpson a run for her retarded money in this performance. When bad people die and go to hell, this movie will be played on a never ending loop. The only pleasure this movie brings is to people ready to kill themselves. I can’t describe the embarrassment I feel for her when I watched it, I literally had my shirt over my face through most of it. Anyway, Eva said that if she died she definitely come back to haunt her husband Tony Parker. She said, “I would sabotage every relationship he is in. I would not let him move on, I’d just lay in bed and watch him. He’s not doing anything without me. I’d be like if I’m going to the afterlife you’re coming with me.” RUN TONY RUN, RUN TONY RUN! Here’s the trailer, enjoy:
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Comment by gerard Vandenberg on 1 February 2008:
I thought jessica simson had the honour of being patented on the rights for making the WORST-MOVIES?
Comment by lydz on 4 February 2008:
loserrr
Comment by KK. on 5 February 2008:
This is probably the worst website I have ever seen in my life. Your description of the movie is like a fricken 2 year old wrote it. The movie was actualy great I loved it and so did everyone else that went to see it. Eva played a great character and she did an amazing job. Maybe you should get off your fricken ass and figure out how hard it is to act. Go make a movie and we can see who is the better actor which is most definatley Eva.
Comment by Stephanie on 8 February 2008:
I thought the movie was pretty funny. I mean of course its stupid, look at the plot. But there are some pretty funny parts.
Comment by Celebrity Gossip on 12 February 2008:
Comment by Celebrity Gossip on 12 February 2008:
I apologize when I wrote this review. I was drunk when I did it. I think the Director might have been too or the casting Director when they cast this talentless, big headed Diva. Maybe instead of making crappy movies she should be watching Tony Parker’s crotch and making sure another woman’s head isn’t buried in it :) By the sounds of this, I would bet Eva Longoria posted one of the hatter comments.
Comment by Celebrity Gossip on 12 February 2008:
This is a fake picture, but quite possibly the truth if Teri Hatcher went to see the online abortion of Eva Longoria’s movie, Over Her Dead Body: