Paris Hilton has turned down an offer from ABC to star on future series reality show spin-off The Bachelorette. She says:“I don’t usually like the guys that would want to be on that kind of show.” She only likes losers, and drug addicts, not positive healthy people.

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen have traded in their $5 million Bel-Air estate for a new home in Los Angeles’ Bohemian-style Larchmont Village. The Olsens plopped down $1.6 million for a new Spanish-style home. Muy bien chicas bonitas.

Determined to continuing fanning the flames of the recent rash Britney Spears pregnancy rumors, tabloid tattles are reporting on a second MySpace.com message in which the singer claims that she miscarried her unborn child. I wonder if she took that miscarriage pill that kills baby fetuses. Is it feti? Fetuss, Fetussies? HMMMMM.

Victoria Beckham sleeps in the buff, according to the latest issue of Elle magazine. Victoria says “I sleep naked. I’m going to be naked if I’m getting in bed with him [husband David Beckham] every night.” Good wife, women everywhere takes notes.

Eva Mendes is the latest celeb featured in PETA’s hot new holiday ad campaign, I’d Rather Go Naked. The stripped star’s poster will be unveiled in Rockefeller Plaza on Thursday, but city authorities have asked the organizers not to announce the time or exact place of the event; they are in fear of a New York “mob scene.” Too bad we don’t get to see her beaver.

Tara Reid is currently partying in Sydney where she’s trying to charge $25,000 to $30,000 for club appearances. Predictably no one went for it, according to Page Six: She had to drop her inflated price to a bargain-basement fee of about $3,500 when nobody would bite, Sydney Confidential reports. The surgically-enhanced sexpot was most recently seen cavorting for cash at the taste-challenged gala called the Hookers Ball in Darwin. Tara who? Give me a break.

Scarlett Johansson is pissed about the upcoming issue of Us Weekly that claims she had a nose job. Her publicist provided an exclusive statement to OK! Magazine denying that Scarlett had plastic surgery performed: “Not surprisingly, US magazine cannot provide the dates when she supposedly had this surgery, who performed the surgery, or what was supposedly done — all because there simply is no truth to the story. The publication made a pathetic attempt to validate its story by using two cover photos of Scarlett that were taken years apart with obviously different make-up and lighting, and then relying on an “expert’s opinion” (based solely on looking at the two photos) on what “might” have been done. It wasn’t.” Ok Scarleet Johanson has a boob job…SUE US!, Star Muscle needs some publicity.

Porn diva Mary Carey, who shot to fame by running for California governor against Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2003, is auctioning off her autographed and recently removed breast implants on eBay. Proceeds will benefit the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation. The 36-D implants were removed two weeks ago and replaced with larger 36-DDDs.

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