ARGGH! I am so jealous! Avril Lavigne has launched an Anti-Perez Hilton blog of her own called Perez Lavigne or perezlavigne.com. Looks like celebrities are FIGHTING BACK. Avril Lavigne Begs Perez Hilton To Stop ‘Writing Bad Things About Her’. Talk about throwing gasoline on the fire! Avril didn’t your mamma tell you that “sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you?” Or if a bully is picking on you just ignore them and they will go away? You just made things 1 million times worse and are validating what the fat hack blogger says about you. Guess what you did Avril? You just overloaded Perez Hilton’s search field on his website to ‘Avril Lavigne’ and sent him 2 million MORE visitors to his website and gave gim even more hair-dye money and chocolate bon bons. Here’s the official story: Twice accused plagiarist Avril Lavigne, has been making multiple frantic calls to celebrity blogger Perez Hilton, begging the overweight Cuban to stop bashing her on his site. According to Star Muscle informants, Avril said: “I just wanted to reach out to you directly, instead of you hearing from my manager or publicist.”“I get what you do, but you’ve just been especially mean to me and it hurts,” Lavigne added. “And I hear about it all the time. Journalists always ask me about you in interviews. You don’t even know me!” “You just make it so easy sometimes,” Perez told the singer. “I wish you would stop writing bad things about me,” she retorted. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I hate attention, I hate being a celebrity. I’m a tough pop-punk princess……boooo whooooo! For the record Avril Lavign sucks, as well as Perez. If I wasn’t such a skinny puppet, maybe I could be as famous as the fatass Perez. And don’t get me started on that spoiled Canadian brat Avril. Her poser punk antics are well orchestrated and predictable. Being the anti-role model for teenage girls and slutty outfits for worldwide pedophiliacs is real tough work. YAAAAAAWN. Rolling your eyes like you just don’t care is very marketable. Give me a break. Please open up Avrilmuscle.com or Starlavigne.com next. Click here if you want to check our Avril’s blog. Tell them “a real celebrity blog sent you.”
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Comment by Avril Lavigne on 21 November 2007:
Comment by Celebrity Gossip on 21 November 2007:
Ok after five minutes and chatting with a buddy of mine, undeniably this is a huge publicity stunt. They are both in on this con. Avril is trying to build an army of bratty teens to come to her defense, and get all the celebrity support she possibly muster up for this cause, and oh yeah be on every single stupid television show and tabloid magazine. Got Avril on your mind? How about a cd now for Christmas, or maybe a Perez Lavigne teeshirt or hat. Whatever genius orchestrated this deserves a huge paycheck. Star Muscle was the whistle-blower though, mark my words….. SCAM SCAM SCAM and you are all the sheep!
Comment by Juhász Dóra on 24 January 2008:
Hy!I Juhasz Dora.Just just wait on concert!
Comment by eleonora on 27 February 2008:
I I’m eleonora, I’m 14 years old and I am italian.
I love Avril Lavigne because she is beautiful and a good singer! I hate perez hilton because he is a bitch, he is a paparazzo! please Avril call me at 0717390976 or my mobile phone 3473846257…I LOVE YOU!!!