Grasping for straws, Jessica Simpson had set her sights on becoming a published author. The buxom blonde recently penned and pitched a book of poems and photography to several of the nation’s largest publishing houses and they flatly declined with a laughing vengence.(Could you imagine the PR circuit of lame-ass television interviews?) A Star Muscle snitch tells us:“She worked so hard on the book, but when Joe pitched it to a major publishing house, it was completely laughed at.”“It was unreadable. Most of photography of rainbows and clouds were blurred and unprintable. It was a huge blow to Jessica, and she blames her dad.” Blame your talentless self Jessica, not your dad. The only reason that anyone could be mad at him would be that he didn’t pull out before she was conceived.
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