Like you aren’t sick of hearing about Bee Movie enough, now Star Muscle has to chime in on this commerical nationwide brainwashing. Out of nowhere Jerry Seinfield comes out like no celebrity has come forward in one of the largest publicity circuits in the history of cinema. Bee Movie is going right after Toy Story, straight to the jugular of the Shreks and will stop at nothing less than #1 in the box office and dvd sales (later on).
I saw Jerry and his wife on the Oprah show. Jerry’s wife has a clever little cookbook out there which tricks kids into eating vegetables. Some criticize her for using old recipes, but I find the project a stroke of genius in it’s marketing and re-packaging. Oprah and Jerry act like old buddies and the obvious plugs were very transparent throughout the show for the movie and book…..slam dunk, double whammy. During the taped “skits” Jerry seemed to adapt a Chevy Chase corny style which drowned in dry sarcasm.
Next NBC is going nuts plugging Jery Seinfield on the new hit tv show, 30 Rock. “Jerry Sienfield back to network tv!…blah blah blah”. The whole thing turned into a shameless 30 minute commercial for this new kid’s movie.Closer to the release of this movie we see NBC turning into N BEE C and you get the idea that NBC owns this movie or has a piece of it. Every fifth commercial has an annoying cornball sketch with Jerry in it acting as some CEO.
Now I am seeing a Hewlitt Packard commercial which has Jerry in it promoting Windows Vista, HP, and the Bee Movie. I haven’t seen this type of cross-promotion before. Did Jerry get paid for this spot? Or did he agree to do the commercial for two free plugs?
Seinfield will be doing every single talk show circuit, every interview…he is truly raising the bar when it comes to backing a movie. I personally don’t think he needed to do so much, but hey maybe the guy is bored, maybe the guy wants to mark his territory again as the king of comedy….either way he has a strong work ethic.
Here’s the synopsis of Bee Movie:
Barry B. Benson (voice of Jerry Seinfeld) is your average honeybee. Despite having recently received his diploma from bee college and being virtually guaranteed a bright future in honey, Barry feels he has the skills to pursue a number of different career paths and resents the fact that his employment opportunities are strictly limited to producing the sweet nectar. Upon breaking away from the hive and developing a friendship with an insect-loving New York florist (voice of Renée Zellweger), Barry makes the shocking discovery that human beings eat honey in mass quantities. Having finally found his calling in life, the infuriated Barry decides to sue the human race for stealing all of the honey that his fellow bees work so hard to produce. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
Bee Movie will explode this weekend! It cannot fail even if it is terrible. The public has been brainwashed beyond slow torture and nothing has a chance against it. I am blown away at the low amounts of movies being released during the fall for kids. When I heard that Rock movie was #1 I knew parents were starving for entertainment for their children. The power of Steven Spielberg or fear of competing against him has given him a PERFECT weekend to open the BEE Movie. Seinfield will be #1.
Will I see Bee Movie this weekend? Yes, unfortunately. Starve a dog long enough and you see him eat his own feces. I have a couple nephews that I promised to take and anything will be better than raking leaves or early Christmas shopping. And speaking of dog feces, Fred Claus…well I will just leave it with that, there really is no choice this weekend.
I will post my real review of Bee Movie after see it. I will have a couple shots beforehand so I can loosen up and not have a chip on my shoulder over this excessive brainwashing and commercial propaganda. Anything to keep my mind off a 275 million dollar a day war and weakend US dollar.
The image below is a joke, but ironic in some ways. Seinfield and Spielberg are both proud Jewish men. The premise of this movie is that the Bees are going to do a frivious lawsuit against the human race for stealing their honey. Are these guys trying to instill a message into the future jewish minds of tomorrow promoting litigious values? Things that make you go HMMMMMMMM. Hey guys don’t sue me. This is parady and not done to damage or disparage the possible success of this movie.
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Comment by Anonymous on 9 December 2007:
Please learn to spell properly.
Comment by moviecritic on 28 February 2008:
All the promoting, all the money (1.5 mill) he put into it, the lousy talk show appearances — he aint what he used to be — and the dang thing tanked. Seems he didn’t want to miss his turn at the talk show circuit with nothing to plug. Not only is the cookbook a rip - off, but so is the bee movie. Anyone remember Bee Movie the Original from ‘86 or so? Tough to find but I’m certain its out there. Most likely speilberg did or at least put his name on it and jerry just did a measly voice-over. Two decades later its jerry’s bee movie. Stupid concept and the promo s make it sound as though he was unsure of marriage — like maybe he’s gay or something! Any way, I’m certain he LOST money on the bee movie and perhaps he knew that, but the bee movie saved his career ??????? or just got him out of the house so that he doesn’t smash a t . v. over his heard. ha ha. P>S> Hello Jerry!!!!!
Comment by movie critic on 7 June 2008:
The Bee Movie is such blatant Jewish propaganda,I am surprised it was allowed to see the light of day.
If the Arabs had a similar movie it would be lost in movie never land.
I was shocked when I saw how the Jews were portrayed as such a critical positive element in the world and the blacks were a bunch of blood sucking mosquitoes that no one likes.
I guess it is true that the Jews control America lock stock and barrel.
Take a look at the Jewish Voice for freedom website and realize that even some Jews are sick of the way the American government bows down to Israel and the American Zionist.