October 18th, 2007 • Filed Under
Katie Holmes is said to be “heartbroken” after being refused a role in the movie adaptation of the Broadway musical, Nine. Take some acting lessons toots!“Katie desperately wanted to be in Nine. It would have taken her back to the singing and dancing she did when she was growing up. She thought working with (director) Rob (Marshall) would be a career breakthrough. She was heartbroken when she didn’t get the part.” Don’t let Tom sick his alien hit men on them. What Mrs. Cruise wants, Mrs. Cruise gets…..look into my eyes, you are getting sleepy…..Katie WILL get that part…Katie is great….scamotology is gooood.
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Comment by Anna on 31 October 2007:
Gee,how witty.Instead of lame spunk stains drawn on photos(ala Perez Hilton)this celeb site has bad photoshops with lame jokes.(Gee,is a good photoshop gag so hard to execute?Buy a “Photoshop for Dummies” book or something.)
Don’t get me wrong.I love a good celebrity roast.But honestly,the quality of the gossip sites depresses me.Apart from ‘What the Buck” on Youtube,it looks like the art of WITTY celeb-lampooning is well & truly dead.
I’m sorry to be a wet blanket.but c’mon!U can do better than drawing big lips on Katie Cruise.Your Sucksology jokes were terrifically funny,though.See,THAT’s the sorta stuff that you oughta do for a giggle.