Paris Hilton is planning a missionary trip to the troubled African nation of Rwanda. Rwanda has a life-expectancy rate thirty-nine years and and just forty-one percent of the population has easy access to safe drinking water, according to the humanitarian group CARE. Did she confuse the MISSIONARY POSITION with “missionary work”?

“I’ll be going in November, after I get back from filming my movie,” the heiress tells E!

“There’s so much need in that area, and I feel like if I go, it will bring more attention to what people can do to help,” P.H reported.
So basically we are going to have a blonde Angelina Jolie that got hit in the head too many times and is semi-retarded.

“I want to visit more countries where poverty and children’s issues are a big concern,” the 26-year-old socialite said. “I know there’s a lot of good I can do just by getting involved and bringing attention to these issues.” We’ll see how long this crap lasts.

Here’s my prediction: I say she fakes an illness to get public sympathy after 2 days in the area. The whole world will be worried about Paris Hilton after she gets hospitalized and is hooked up with IVS. This will be the biggest news ever, the world will pray for this bitch and cry. Give me a friggin break, my stomach is turning right now at how ridiculous this is. Why doesn’t she go to Iraq and show some beaver to the troops?

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