Jeremy Piven Wants To Bang Carrie Underwood
Forty-two year old actor Jeremy Piven is one of an ‘Entourage’ of men interested in hooking up with the recently-single Carrie Underwood. Jeremy has reportedly been salivating ever since laying eyes on the twenty-four year old country music princess during last week’s Fashion Rocks Concert.‘I heard him ask one person who was with Carrie: ‘Does she have a husband at home?’ a spy tells the Enquirer.
‘It seemed Jeremy picked the wrong person to ask. The person with Carrie shot back: ‘No, but she’s only twenty-four. You’re too old for her!’
Jeremy even asked to women seated near Carrie to get lost so that he could make his move during the Fashion Rocks afterparty at The Rainbow Room in New York City, but was ultimately beat out by actor Antonio Sabato Jr. who boldly introduced himself to the one-time ‘American Idol.’ I just won an Emmy, yeah that’s me. I am the roughtough agent from the hit show Entourage…but that’s just a character, that’s not really how I am.
‘They kept talking all night, while Jeremy sat at his table and sulked.’ Go water your hairplugs buddy, they look a little dry.
Comments
By Stefanie on September 21st, 2007 at 11:11 pm
Oh please the Enquirer yeah thatis a reliable source. Did he hit on her before he supposedly he hit on Petra Nemcova who he is friends with and hosting her Heart of Gold Ball. He was also reported hitting on Victoria Silvstedt. All at the same event. Boy he was busy if this was all true.
By bailey on September 24th, 2007 at 7:15 pm
Hair plugs or bald… 5′9″ or 5′4″… womanizer and rude… I WANT HIM!!!
By bailey on September 25th, 2007 at 2:12 am
the enquirer is FULL OF LIES! y would anyone believe this? I LOVE JEREMY PIVEN SO SEXY!
By BAM on September 25th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
Who doesn’t want to bang Carrie Underwood!
By SpellcheckScrewedMe! on September 26th, 2007 at 2:34 am
“I just one an Emmy, yeah that’s me” … do you by chance mean ‘won’ and Emmy?
And YOU are cracking on a celeb who is old - but do you think he can spell?
I guess they’ll let anyone start a website these days, communication skills be damned!
Perhaps I should start a Grammer for Dummies website and you can be my first entry!
Star Muscle - professional writing at it’s best! What a joke!
By Celebrity Gossip on September 26th, 2007 at 3:24 am
Hey Piven, get off your dali lama ass and stop googling yourself you self-centered bald asshole. Yeah I know that was you who commented, I have your IP through IMDB. I am flattered that you had time in your day to actually reply to a retarded post by a half-ass blog.
BTW you are great on camera (but a toolbox in real life). You were genius on the Larry Sanders Show (balder there, 15 years ago…how possible?…hmmm) and I enjoy you on Entourage when you aren’t hamming it up for your resume.
Take care buddy, thanks for caring.
By Jeremy Piven Is Gay on September 26th, 2007 at 3:29 am
It’s “won” not “one”…..Muscle had it right you retard.
You don’t even make sense.
By Kristin on October 3rd, 2007 at 8:53 pm
I still want a piece of Piven… mmm yummy! :x
By AUSTON on October 23rd, 2007 at 7:57 pm
WHY DONT YOU FUCK CARRIES P.U.S.S.Y
By trouble on January 18th, 2008 at 1:18 am
“And YOU are cracking on a celeb who is old - but do you think he can spell?
Perhaps I should start a Grammer for Dummies website and you can be my first entry!”
Grammer? What about the beam in thine own eye?