Jen Garner Hospitalized for Heat Stroke
Torrid temperatures drove Jennifer Garner to the hospital during a shoot for her new movie, “The Kingdom.” “I was nursing a baby and we were shooting in the desert — I was the wuss who ended up in the hospital quite a few times for heat stroke,” Garner told Fox. And while the “Daredevil” jokes about her dehydration, an on-set insider said Jen’s condition was scary at times. Better cool off Jen!
Halle Berry Confirms Pregnancy
Halle Berry is finally having a kitty of her own.The actress, 41, confirmed her pregnancy with model-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry’s baby in an e-mail to “Access Hollywood.”"Yes, I am three months pregnant,” the “Monster’s Ball” Oscar-winner wrote. “Gabriel and I are beyond excited, and I’ve waited a long time for this moment in life. Now the next … months will be the longest of my life!” Should be illegal for her to ruin that sexy body!
Avril Lavigne Loves to Laugh at Tinseltown Girls
Avril Lavigne certainly won’t be referring to perennial partiers Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears as her “Girlfriends” anytime soon, but that doesn’t mean she won’t use their wild ways as a means to feel merry.”The whole thing is just funny to me now,” the punk princess told reporters “And I also laugh at the focus on celebrities now — I can’t get over how much attention people pay when someone f—ks up. Why are people interested?” We are laughing at you poser sellout too! Bubblegum punk crap!
Report: No Child-Endangerment Charges Against Britney
The Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services will not pursue any possible child-endangerment charges against Britney Spears, OK! magazine is reporting.In open-court discussion with L.A. County Superior Court Commissioner Scott M. Gordon, Britney’s attorney Laura Wasser said, “I spoke several times last week” with the county child-welfare counselor assigned to Britney’s case. “It does not appear the county will pursue further action at this time,” said Wasser. What about Michael Jackson’s kids!? Go after that freak.
Timberlake and Biel Get Serious
Britney Spears wasn’t the only former Mouseketeer livin’ up her Labor Day weekend in Las Vegas.Former flame Justin Timberlake was also in the “Toxic” town to put some “SexyBack” into the Kid Rock concert at the Palms Casino and Resort. And although his gorgeous girl, Jessica Biel, wasn’t boogying with her beau in the booth, the comely couple apparently has moved their relationship from fun to forever. I can see Jessica Biel throwing on a strap-on and violating that femboy. She’s one tough chick! We know who wears the pants in that relationship.
50 Cent Takes On 9/11
50 Cent’s new album is set for release on Sept. 11 — and he doesn’t shy away from rapping about the tragedy.”He drops the 9/11 tragedy a few times,” one 50 fan told FOX News. “I guess it struck a chord with a lot of people, so there were a few tears among the smiles,” the fan said, referring to a listening party at deluxe Japanese restaurant Geisha House in Atlanta late last week. Will 50 Cent become a martyr after the government assassinates him? He’s already MEGA-WEALTHY and more influencial than any other artist, now he is going to pick some political scabs? Say goodbye to Fiddy.
Kissing Dane Cook ‘Like Kissing a Dummy’
Jessica Alba and Dane Cook may be lovers in the upcoming flick “Good Luck Chuck,” and they went to the Teen Choice Awards together last weekend, but it seems the dramatic duo isn’t so well-matched when it comes to smooching.”Kissing? Well…,” Alba hesitated, “I don’t really remember. It was like kissing a dummy.” Dane Cook was not quoted as saying “Kissing Alba was like kissing a smelly set of balls”.
Trump’s Favorite Miss Universe Says Staying Slim Is Impossible
Although Donald Trump recently referred to her as “the best and most beautiful Miss Universe we’ve ever had,” 2004 Australian titleholder Jennifer Hawkins has admitted that along with the life of a pageant princess comes problematic pound-packing. Various beauty queens like 2006 Miss Universe Zuleyka Rivera and the troublesome “Miss USA” Tara Conner came under criticism for filling out their figures throughout the year, but a life of luxury means a life of living a little larger.”It is really hard to maintain a healthy lifestyle,” Hawkins said. Try cocaine and puking, it does wonders. Stop whining, you can get eat later in your life, not now.
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