Val Kilmer Is Fat
Val Kilmer, now 47 has really let himself go. Maybe it has been a long case of the munchies from all those hippy years, or he’s bulking up for the John Candy movie role. His publicist has been long denying the fact that Val is overweight, but the proof is in the pudding with these pictures. Along with the likes of Tom Cruise and George Clooney, Kilmer was once among the hottest properties in Hollywood. In 1986 he played a toned fighter pilot, named Ice in Top Gun opposite Tom Cruise. In 1991, Kilmer slimmed down even further to star as Jim Morrison in The Doors. Then in 1995, he was ordered to beef up again to replace Michael Keaton in the Batman suit. At the time, Batman Forever was the most successful movie to date in America, where it took £250million in its opening weekend. I can honestly say that Val Kilmer in the movie Real Genius is one of the top 10 comedies of the entire 1980’s.
I smell a new reality show, “Val Kilmer Biggest Loser”, where cameras follow around the hasbeen hunk and watch him workout and binge on icecream and cupcakes.

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Comments
By Dr. Good on August 2nd, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Now, that’s just evil!
By Sierra on August 9th, 2007 at 12:22 am
Bloody hell!!! wtf? happened to him? cant he keep his fingers out the biccie tin?
By amanda on August 13th, 2007 at 10:07 pm
That’s so mean to offer the code to post it on another site!! Dang, have some decency. Your probably fatter than him anyways..
By Sharon on August 17th, 2007 at 8:36 am
that’s really the most nasty thing Iv’e seen about a brilliant Actor Val Kilmer, your fans are behind you 100%
Do something to stop these rumors.
By Janie on August 18th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
I still think he rocks!…X_X
By Laura from Oz on August 24th, 2007 at 1:56 am
Anyone who has already seen these images elsewhere can confirm that these photos have actually been doctored to make Val appear “more” overweight than he actually is. C’mon guys sensationalism is one thing - bullshit is another.
By Gerdie on August 25th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
You’ve stretched these pics, and modified them to make Val appear fatter. Not fair! Yes, he has a gut, but his main problem is flabbiness, not fat. He’s never been interested in working out - his NM home had a tennis court, but no gym, yet acres for his pet buffalo. Even in The Saint, you could see that he had never worked his upper body, and he awkwardly held in his gut in the love scene. It’s unfortunate that he has never discovered the peace & strength one derives from weight lifting. It would dissipate his anger & anxiety.
By Ronell on September 4th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
He is still cool, don’t judge a book by it’s cover, he got what it takes in a man.
By Weesher on September 5th, 2007 at 9:02 pm
Aww, that is so sad! He used to be HOT!!!!!! But he is almost 50 after all so give the guy a break. Don’t we all gain weight the older we get? Plus once you are 30+ years old it is easier to put it on and take it off. I still think he is handsome though!!!!
By Liz on September 16th, 2007 at 3:52 am
He’s still wonderful. There is more to people than their weight, no matter what hollywood tells us.
By hckcny on September 16th, 2007 at 5:29 am
He still has all the great basic material, beautiful face and wonderful smile that we all love. He could turn on a dime, tone up and laugh at all of you. After all, Val Kilmer is Val Kilmer!!!
By Tina on October 7th, 2007 at 11:02 pm
It’s a sad time in the world when people, like the one who put this up, have nothing better to do than post articles like this. It’s such ugly and unwarranted behavior. Why don’t you make yourself useful, like Val, and get out there and try doing something positive for others. It would be a happy day for me to see every tabloid magazine and website shut down! I don’t know how people like this get through life thriving on negativity.
By Michael on October 8th, 2007 at 12:06 am
I completely agree with Tina. Val is a wonderful person who does so much good in the world, including total acts of kindness for people like me he’s not even met but has been sweet and friendly to online. That’s the true measure of Val Kilmer - he reaches people through their inner beauty and focuses on the positives.
Why don’t more people try and do the same?
By jacque on October 8th, 2007 at 2:41 am
Okay, the photoshopped pics are just not right!! Val Kilmer is a human being just like the rest of us and he does a lot of great work for charity causes. where is YOUR picture mister/ms photoshopper.. what do you look like and what sort of GOOD WORKS do you do???
By Lauren on October 10th, 2007 at 11:07 pm
Righttt… Its so obvious that he was edited in this photo to appear more overweight that he is really.
By Diane on October 18th, 2007 at 3:14 am
So what if he’s fat?
Val is still great looking. Besides he can always lose the weight if he wants to.
And he is near 50.
I love him anyway!
By Lisa Kenefick on October 19th, 2007 at 4:12 am
Myself, and other friends too, suspect that he’s suffering from an endocrine disorder. Possibly Cushing’s Disease or Growth Hormone deficiency, both of those will make you gain a huge amount of weight in your abdominal area but your legs & arms stay thin. The reddish and rounded face he has are other indications. I hope he gets checked out!
By Ronell on November 5th, 2007 at 11:17 am
If your happy we are happy, anybody that tells you to change are mad, they have not excepted you for you but for your body only, We still believe in you no matter what everbody is saying.
By Val Kilmer on January 15th, 2008 at 11:57 am
Hey everyone, I am fat and loving it. Go to my myspace and check out my music! And screw you Star Muscle, I hit alot of tail, even FAT!
By Sot Mihaela on January 23rd, 2008 at 11:47 am
Val Kilmer is my favorite actor!!!!!!!!!! For me he is the best,beautiful,nice …….. ! I love Val forever !
By Lucy on February 6th, 2008 at 1:52 am
val is the reason i started watching top gun with my pants off, and i will continue to watch his movies with my pants off till the day i die. i dont care if he is an oiled up piece of ass playing volleyball, or if he turns out to be 85 years old with no hair and a fat ass, he is my val
By Rachael on February 25th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Its so sad he had to turn out like that, but he still is the val we still know and love like everyone says.
Whats even sadder in the paparazzi documenting everything he does if he has the confidence to walk down the beach topless then good for him!
By Eileen on April 8th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
I don’t care how big he gets I will always love him.Why does everyone think you have to be skinny to have value.Who wants to make love to someone who’s bones are sticking you. The boy is FINE!!!. He is a great actor and I wouldn’t throw him out of bed for anything !!
BABY GOT BACK AND HE’S PROBABLY PACKING!!!!
By NOEMI on April 8th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
it doesnot matter if he is a muscleman or not of if he is big like an elefant or no small like a mouse, he always is going to be Val Kilmer and i am always going to love him with all my heart no matter how he looks like
By Grand Forks Girl on May 27th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
Well I realy don’t have much to say about val kilmer’s wait I think
persoaly It was a hard time in his life were he felt unsure about who he is are were he wants to go we all go threw that in our lives we are not perfect people give the guy a break . yhey never ever talk about the millions of people that are 600 pounds do they well enjoy life take it as it comes. I love all the movies that val kilmer
has done they were all very respectful until the comspercy movie was very unloving and not showing any respect for who he realy is
By junglebabe on August 26th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
DEAR VAL KILMER. I HAVE POSTED A COMMENT TO YOU MANY OF TIME. I LOVE WHO YOU ARE DO NOT LET THE MEDEA TAKE OVER WE ALL HAVE BATTLES IN OUR LIFE THATS WHY WE ARE ALL HERE TOGEATHER. I FEEL YOUR OVER WAIT. IT HAPPENS TO EVERY ONE ONE IN THERE LIFE. PEOPLE IN THE MEDEA NEED TO STOP MAKING SO MUCH DRAMA. THE WORLD WOULD BE SUCH A BEATIFUL PLACE WITH OUT ALL THAT. WELL VAL I HAVE MADE A CD IT IS ON YOUTUBE IT IS CALLED I KNOW WHAT LOVE IS lAKSHMI IF YOU GO THERE AND MAYBE YOU COULD WRITE BACK YO ME AND HELP TO PRAMOTE MY MUSIC. I WROTE ALL THIS MY SELF. I ALSO PLAY AND SING.JAZZ/BLUES YOU WOULD REALY LOVE THE PASSION OF LOVE THERE IS IN THE MUSIC .I HAVE A WHOLE LOT MORE. I HAVE NOT HAD A CHANCE TO GET THAT ALL DONE YET BUT WITH THE POWERE OF YOU WONDERFUL HELP. I COULD FINISH MY MUSIC. TAKE CARE YOU ARE LOVED FROM GOD AND YOUR CHILDREN THAT IS ALL THAT REALY MATTERS NOBODY ELSE WILL GET BETWEEN THAT .I REAL HOPE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE READING THIS WILL BE TRUTHFULL ENOUGH TO SEND THIS WRITE OVER TO HIM WERE IT SHOULD GO I REALY WOULD LIKE PEOPLE TO BE HONEST ABOUT HIS MAIL HE NEEDS GOOD ENERGY IN HIS LIFE SO PLEASE BE TRUTHFULL AND LET HIM READ THIS HIM SELF I KNOW 100 PERCENT IF HE READS THIS AND CHECKS OUT MY VIDEO HE WILL CONTACT ME.
By Vagina on October 1st, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Val is a motherfucking stud muffin… no matter what his body looks like. His true fans aren’t shallow assholes…
By Melany on November 22nd, 2008 at 5:49 pm
You guys are a bunch of jerks i bet the person that made this website is a fat ass that did this to feel better about them self
By Audrey on February 22nd, 2009 at 10:48 am
Val is an amazing actor. Don’t be jealous of his history of sexy, hotness. Sure, he gained weight. Let us see u TRY to sue him for it- I mean gosh people get a grip-take it easy-relax and stop bashing Val Kilmer like he commited a federal crime. What he DID do is what alot of older men do-actually ALL of them do it- unless of course they work their butts off at a gym every day. yea-so- YOU will soon enough.ha So don’t go off on Val…he’s just being a man. I’ll always love em no matter wat. :)
By Audrey on February 22nd, 2009 at 11:03 am
Oh yeah-one more thing-That KFC bucket, the shake, and chicken platter are ALL fake. You can tell by how clear they look in the pic and how bright they are. The only REAL thing there is the beer bottle.O My gosh!-what a suprise! (NOT) Isn’t beer what a MAN would drink. Looks like some kind of Mommy’s boy put this web up by the little finger foods and sweet treats he likes to put on Val’s table. I hope that one day you’ll find somthing a little more useful to do with your life little dood. Or else, you know what?–You’re gonna find yourself in the pit-all alone-a deep in it. Scared to death. All I know is I hope Val Kilmer doesn’t find you there. Because he’ll prolly help you out like the good person he is. and then I’ll wish I was there to push u right back in!! >:P
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