Tom Cruise Cartoon

At the Hall of Anorexia, the Superficial Friends (Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen), bedecked in Spiderman bikinis, are preparing for their big Spiderman 3 party. Toby Maguire, Mark “Marky Mark” Wahlberg and Colin Ferrell arrive in costume and, due to the fact that they are short actors, are mistaken for trick-or-treaters. Fed up with the SuperSkanks’ short jokes, Tobey Maguire uses Spidey webslinging powers to capture the Superficial Friends and bring them to the lair of the diabolical (and short) Tom Cruise. After commanding his half-robotic wife Katey Holmes to perch him atop a stack of apple boxes, Academy Award winning Scientologist Tom Cruise unveils his twisted plan: to shrink the Superficial friends, using a shrink-o ray from the set of a Sid and Marty Krofft (H.R. Pufnstuf) and retooled by the labs of L. Ron Hubbard’s Church of Scientology. With their powers rendered useless due to their now diminutive stature, Space Monkey Seacrest is their only hope!