Yoko Ono Is Getting Younger
While some of us keep getting older, Yoko Ono claims she’s about to start getting younger. “I think finally we have come to a point where we can choose between living and dying,” Ono said. “I had a rough life in the sense that there were times when I didn’t treat my body right. But you can help your body to recover - that’s what is important now. It’s probably going to take another 10 years for me to be young again, but I will be young again. And isn’t that just so great?” To get a leg up Ono’s eating curry. “Curry powder is very good for the brain cells,” she said. “Think of all the Indian people you know who have Alzheimer’s, then you’ll see what I mean.”. So now Yoko will not only look like a catcher’s baseball mit, she will now start to smell like a jockstrap from the curry powder. She plans on bringing SMELLY BACK.
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By David on June 22nd, 2007 at 8:23 pm
Hey………..what’s yellow and feeds off Beatles?