• Greg Norman agreed to a $100 million divorce settlement with his ex-wife Laura. If you need to get ahold of Greg, he will be teaching lessons at your local PUTT-PUTT mini golf course. Laura let me give you my digits…….you can cry on my shoulders, I can’t stand Greg…..
• A judge’s $54 million dollar suit against his dry cleaner was dismissed yesterday. He was forced to pay the drycleaner’s legal fees. This was an over-sensationalized lawsuit that would’ve damaged the US legal system even more than it already is.
• An Indian doctor let his 15-year-old son perform a caesarian section so he could be the youngest person to operate in the Guinness Book of World Records.
• Joely Richardson will return to “Nip-Tuck” this season for $100,000 an episode. It will literally cost the network an arm and a leg for the next season’s budget.
• Paris Hilton is out of jail. She did a Larry King interview. She’s lamer than ever.
• Brad Pitt is shooting a Japanese television commercial in Prague.
• Lindsay Lohan is still in rehab. Best of luck Lindsay!
• New York mayor Mike Bloomberg has released a list of 10 easy “green” steps people can take to help the environment. Looks like this guy is running as an independant candidate and is very popular in NY.
• Tom Sizemore has been sentenced to 16 months in prison. Maybe he will be doing some prison sex tapes. Don’t drop the soap buddy.
• WWE superstar Chris Benoit is dead in an apparent murder-suicide. He also gave his kid steroids.
• The new “Harry Potter” movie will hit theaters this summer. I will be hitting the toilet.
• “Shaq’s Big Challenge” airs tonight. I actually watched a few minutes of it and it was nice to see a positive show. Shaq actually got farted on when a fat kid was doing situps in front of him….right at his face. It was worth watching.
• David Hasselhoff claims “America’s Got Talent” gives contestants an idea of how hard it is to be famous. This show makes me want to unplug my tv and never turn it on again. The fighting amonst the judges is poorly acted and very predictable.
