Nicole Richie Party
Nicole Richie reportedly threw a Memorial Day party and, unfortunately, her unusual evite was leaked to the press. “My fellow Americans it’s that time of year - to celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer,” the evite allegedly read. “Let’s stand together as one, live the American dream. Take shots, pass out, and wake up with our pants ripped open at the seams. Let’s glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of Tsubi jeans. Even though we have no f**king clue what Memorial Day really means!! There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 lbs allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!” According to Richie’s rep, “This invitation was sent via email to her friends who understand that she was responding in a joking manner to the constant untruths printed about her in the media. Her reference to Memorial Day was in no way meant to offend anyone but was simply an expression of her distaste for the current situation.”
Maybe she doesn’t know important American dates because she is a heroin junkie whore? Cut her some slack. Her Dad is Lionell Richie for God’s sake. That and 52 cents will get you a candy bar.
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