The Superficial Friends (Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen) are at a secret plastic surgery lab in the ghettos of Honduras for a labia-widening, a controversial procedure illegal in America. They soon discover that the Cat Lady has been stealing parts from the poor local population, but before they can react, they are attacked by the Cat Lady’s plastic surgery zombies. Nicole Richie grabs Paris Hilton’s “call daddy for anything” phone and summons her own father, Lionel, who breaks into a rendition of “All Night Long.” But, the zombies do not fall under his musical spell, and one rips his arms off. Frozen with botox rays, the Cat Lady rounds up her zombie army, shanghais the Supersluts’ Bulemia-o-copter, en route to Beverly Hills, CA to expand her practice. There, she encounters a Manolo Blahnik-throwing Richie, a army of Hilton’s ex-boyfriends led by Fred “Rerun” Berry from “What’s Happening!!” and, finally, Full House star Bob Saget, who turns the botox ray on the Cat Lady, decapitating her.
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Comment by nym on 28 February 2008:
WTF awesome! haha