The Superficial Friends (Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen) attend the Endangered Species Fashion Show, where fashions include items made out of baby seals and African turtles. Midway through, the festivities are crashed by PETA soldiers, wearing the corpses of dead celebrities Mischa Barton and Jessica Simpson, led by Baywatch and Barb Wire star Pamela Anderson, whose silicone breasts can no longer support themselves. After thwarting a snarky come-on from Bob Saget, and criticizing Hilton’s night vision sex tape as cheesy, Anderson whips out a regenerator ray, bringing the dead animals back to life, and exposing Lohan’s boobs in the process. Lohan distracts Anderson by challenging her to a fake funbag fight, while the Olsen Twins fire the regenerator on Anderson, causing her and her breasts to revert to their former superficial selves.
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