Wilmer Wants Lindsay Back
Lindsay Lohan’s exboyfriend, Wilmer Valderrama, reportedly grabbed the mic and tried to karaoke his way back into her heart. “[Valderrama] tried to talk to her, but she didn’t have much time for him. Then he grabbed a microphone and said, ‘Lindsay, this is for you,’” a source told the New York Daily News. Apparently the ’70s Show star serenaded Lohan with Matchbox 20’s Back 2 Good. After the performance Lohan supposedly shouted out: “It’s too late!” The Post’s source said, “Wilmer tried to take it like a man. But he left a few minutes later.”
This guy, as much as I love his list of celebrity sexcapades, shot himself in the pants when he went on the Howard Stern Show and talked openly about him and Lindsay. From what I can remember Wilmer ranked Lindsay the BEST or at least SECOND best out of Jessica Alba, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ashlee Simpson, Mandy Moore, and other countless young stars. Howard said that Wilmer dated Lindsay Lohan so Artie figured that he must have taken her virginity. Wilmer said he just met her like last year. He’s also dated Ashlee Simpson so Artie figured he must have banged her as well. Fred was playing some porn clips of a woman screaming and Wilmer said that it was louder than that.Howard asked him if Lindsay’s boobs are real. Wilmer said that they are. Artie asked him what it’s like to see his dick disappearing into those tits. Wilmer said it’s pretty amazing actually.Howard asked Wilmer if Lindsay was anorexic when he was dating her. He said that she lost the weight after they dated so she wasn’t like that when he was with her. Howard asked her if she had the bright red hair down below. Wilmer said that she didn’t have any hair down there and she really pampered herself. He said that she was one of the best girls that he’s had in bed too. Artie asked him if he thinks that she’s a shittier actor or singer. Howard and Wilmer think that she’s a good actress. Wilmer said that she’s a very talented girl.
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By Celebrity Gossip on March 30th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
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