Scrubs Zach Braff Dating Delusions
Listen, I am a huge Scrubs fan, and a bigger fan of Zach Braff, but when I found out some of the targets he has set his eyes upon, I immediately started laughing. Here’s a list of his, “swing and a miss” attempts at dating. On a side note, this kids got balls. He was lucky he had Mandy Moore, who in my opinion has got 20lbs of baby fat on her she needs to shed. Since her, these are his dating delusions:
Jennifer Aniston : Braff (31) tried charming Jen (38) at a pre-Oscars party, but a witness says she eagerly blew him off.
Jessica Simpson: “She doesn’t like him,” a Simpsons source told US Magazine, after Zach pursued the singer on both coasts last summer.
Drew Barrymoore: Rumors that Braff got cutesy with the star (32) at a Feb 4 party were shot down by Drews reps, “THEY ARE JUST FRIENDS”.
Anyways Zach got set your sights on someone on your level, maybe that Antonella reject from American Idol, or a hasbeen celebrity, or maybe even like a Joan River’s daughter. B or C list buddy, no A listers…then they become A- or Bs themselves. Or maybe thats why nerds get the good girls, they have nothing to lose, and if you ask enough, one will say yes. Look at David Spade and Heather Locklear….if you believe it then you can achieve it.
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Comments
By Jen on March 13th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
You are an idiot. Just because two people are seen speaking to each other does not mean they are interested in each other. The tabloids link people together “romantically” because it sells magazines to those who have no life or below average intelligence. Not only did you buy the crap, you then smooshed it together to make an even bigger pile of smelly doo doo. Congratulations!
By Nicole on March 14th, 2007 at 12:24 am
YOU are the idiot. This is a tabloid blog, same thing. Go write a letter to People magazine and call them idiots. Get a grip.
By Lindsay on August 20th, 2007 at 12:32 am
I bet you couldn’t even get a b lister or c or d lister so don’t be talking crap about zach. and can you back it up with a fact. no. so i think you’re the nerd.
By Ben on October 22nd, 2007 at 5:14 pm
I’m more pissed off that you’re saying Mandy Moore needs to lose weight. Jesus of Jerusalem she’s gorgeous. Get a new opinion, dumbass because it’s losers like you that make size zero an issue!
By Nik on December 8th, 2007 at 8:57 am
Feh…. their loss….
I’d hit it.
By Nik on December 8th, 2007 at 8:59 am
oh, and I agree with Ben - Mandy Moore is beautiful. If she lost any weight, she’d be carried away on a strong wind like Kate Moss.
By ZRod on April 16th, 2008 at 8:19 am
This is low of y’all. He’s a great actor, a good person, and pretty damn good lookin if you ask me. I’d hang with Braff anyday, rich and famous or not.
The only reason he would be turned down by these “women” are because he isn’t as rich and/or famous as them. These Hollywood “stars” are out for themselves and would never consider someone who wasn’t super rich. They’ll just break Braff’s heart eventually if he did go out with them like every other date these “women” have had.
Go get ‘em Braff, your a smart person and good at what you do, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
By Southern Belle Jenn on May 7th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Zach seems to be a really great guy! I think this was really “rude and very inconsiderate”! Personally if you don’t have anything else better to say, then you are better off not writing anything period. This is what is partly wrong with our society these days. Everyone talking trash about everyone else. Just because you “see” something doesn’t mean it’s true! You know what they say about people who “assume” things! So stop assuming anything!
I’d hang out with him anyday. And frankly, I think those girls, if in deed he was chasing after them, were very fortunate to have someone like him interested in them in the first place. It’s their loss! He’ll find the right girl one day and settle. Zach hun, I hope you don’t read all this hype they write. You’re a terrific actor and a cutie to boot!!! Heck, I’d probably drop my world and run with you if you asked me too.
Peace and Love man!!!!