Scientology Could Have Saved Anna Nicole Smith

By Celebrity Gossip • on March 6, 2007

John Travolta says that if Anna Nicole Smith had followed the teachings of Scientology she’d be alive today. If my sister had a penis then she’d be my brother. If my uncle had breasts, he’d be my aunt. Everyone is a friggin back seat driver on every single issue, after the fact.

The “Pulp Fiction� star says that if the late pin-up could have been saved if she had undergone treatment of Narconon, a controversial drug and detox treatment inspired by the writings of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. Smith and Travolta appeared together in the movie “Be Cool.�

Narconon supporters swear by the program, but a number of health professionals have questioned its effectiveness.

“It’s so sad,â€? Travolta said while in promoting his latest flick, “Wild Hogs.â€? “We could have helped her with Narconon but didn’t get a chance to. I wish we had.â€? Ok Saturday Night Fever, how about I give you a list of celebrities on drugs and you and your aliens can kidnap them, brainwash them , and gain membership to your cult. It’s not too hard to figure out who needs your help…. Get to work baldy.

A toxicology report hasn’t been released on Smith, but methadone and other prescription drugs were found in the Florida hotel room where she died earlier this month.

Everyone is a friggin expert after the fact. Now go watch that piece of garbage called, Wild Hogs.

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Comments

By aj on March 15th, 2007 at 5:43 pm

Every belief that didnt skin people alive has met the same ridicule.

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