Singer Britney Spears has reportedly tried to kill herself while in Promises Rehabilitation Clinic according to reports. When I read this on the newsline, I thought it was totally untrue. I have many verified sources stating that this is true.Spears, who entered rehab for undisclosed reasons, reportedly wrote the number 666 on her head after screaming
“I am the Antichrist!”
throughout the clinic. I know this is a funny picture and probably not the pictures you expected to see, but we are a FUNNY CELEBRITY BLOG, not some gothic morbid death website. We plan on some some re-enactments for ya’ll.
“Later that night she tried to kill herself.” a source told News of the World magazine.
“She attached a sheet to a light and tied it around her neck. Paramedics were called, but luckily she was unhurt.”
I hope Britney didn’t see my last post and take my advice in killing herself.
After the near-death event, Spears called her ex-husband Kevin Federline on the phone and was begging for him to father another child with her. Yeah more crazy babies. Does Britney suffer from post-pardom depression? Is she on PCP? Is she really possessed? Or maybe she is the devil? I know Muslims probably call her the White Devil anyways, since she is a goat whore.
“Britney has realized what a rock Kevin has been to her, and how out of control she has acted recently.” a source at the clinic told News of the World. “She just wants to be with him again, and thinks having another baby will seal their marriage.” Oh two babies isn’t enough? Where are the family values folks? I’d be afraid that she would eat the babies.
“She has been talking to Kevin every night for hours on the phone, telling him she still loves him.” She also just stated she was the Anti-Christ, so anything she says should be taken with a grain of salt.
Kevin Federline has two children with Spears, Sean Preston and Jayden James. He has been spotted several times visiting Spears in Promises Clinic.Regardless of his support, Spears still appears to be on the verge of a mental breakdown. Possibly past a mental breakdown.”She is still very vulnerable. Last Saturday she said she had the number
666 written onto her bald head
. She was crying, and screaming,
‘I am the Antichrist!’”
a close friend explains to News of the World.
“The clinic people just didn’t know what to do. Then she started screaming, ‘I’m a fake! I’m a fake!’ It must have been really frightening.”"When she tried to hang herself it was more a cry for help.” On February 16, 2007, Spears entered an off-shore drug rehabilitation facility in Antigua. She stayed, however, for less than twenty-four hours. The following night, Spears went to a haircutting studio in Tarzana, California and subsequently shaved her own hair off with clippers. A few days later, on February 20, 2007, Britney admitted herself to a treatment facility in Malibu, California. A statement by her manager read, “We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time.” She left the facility briefly but returned on February 22, 2007. The previous day Kevin Federline had requested an emergency hearing regarding the custody of his children with Spears but his lawyer announced that his client asked to cancel the court appearance. No further explanation was given.
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Comment by ANOYMOUS on 5 March 2007:
I THINK EVERYBODY SHOULD GIVE HER A BREAK AND WORRY BOUT DEM SELVES.LET HER FAMILY DEAL WITH HER AND HER ISSUES AND NOT THE MEDIA.PEOPLE SHOULD NOW RELEASE THAT THE MEDIA AND PAPARAZZI R THE MAIN SOUREC OF CELEBS BREAKING DOWN.WHEN SOMEBODY IS GOING THROUGH A ROUGH PATCH IN THEIR LIVES WE SHOULD LEAVE THEM ALONE AND GRANT THE RESPECT AND DIGINTY THE DESEVRE.
Comment by ANOYMOUS on 5 March 2007:
PS SORRY BOUT DA SPELLING ERRORS I’M KINDA IN A RUSH
Comment by Ashley on 5 March 2007:
It is so sad to think that people make money off of this shit. You tell Britney to kill herself. So if she dies are you guys gonna be all sad and “poor Britney?” I hope not. I hope everything you posted about her is completely out in public. You low lives. People that work for gossip colums are always fat and/or ugly. They lead no lives but the lives of the celebritities. Such a fucking shame.
Comment by Go Britney!! on 7 March 2007:
You are just SICK buddy. You are a very Ugly Person Inside. There is NO excuse for being ugly inside. You are one of those horrible jerks that make fun of people when they are down. Obviously Britney is experiencing a difficult moment right now and you are ecstatically Happy about it. Whatever your posting, it just proves to show what kind of a vile human being you are. Noone likes you, you must not have any friends. Who wants to be friends with a horrible person such as yourself. Sickest of the SICK, Darkest of the DARK… that’s what u are.
Comment by Go Britney!! on 7 March 2007:
I doubt miss Spears would ever say these mean things about people, especially those whom she does not know. Telling someone to kill themselves when they are at the weakest moment is Disgusting.
You know, she never wanted to be a role model. Do you think being a role model is what drives her to improve her career? She’s popular because of her talent and passion. Not by being a good role model. She doesn’t want to be that. She just wants to live her life.
It makes me sick to my stomach there are creeps like you who walk on this earth with us.
Comment by K-Tizzle on 8 March 2007:
i think it’s post pardom depression. that s*@# makes you go effin crazy!
Comment by K-Tizzle on 8 March 2007:
oh and “ashley” if celebrity gossip is so depraved then why the hell are you reading and posting on this site?
Comment by K-Tizzle on 8 March 2007:
and as for “go britney” with a million exclaimation marks…as if you don’t rush to the newstands every week to see what horrible shit has happened to her next…puh-lease people like you fuel this industry by buying their rags every single week
Comment by victoria christie on 11 March 2007:
As a psychiatrist in the entertainment business, I often wonder about people like you. I’m sure that part of your reason for spewing such venom is merely for the shock value, and to elicit the angry responses that people write to you. You sit there with your co-workers and guffaw and knee slap yourselves silly when someone says you are sick, twisted and evil. Even now you probably have a twinge of a smile on your face.
However, I am interested in your deeper psychological issues from a more clinical standpoint. I would imagine that your childhood was probably marred by divorce, possibly some sort of verbal or emotional abuse, maybe even sexual abuse. In other words, you were subjected to living with or near someone who was abusive and overtly critical of you. You are probably somewhere in your 20’s or early 30’s. I would imagine that you have a few close friends, but refrain from larger social activities. You probably vascillate dramatically from being narcissistic to being extremely insecure about yourself. You are probably prone to major depressive episodes. Your attempt to disguise your anger with a derisive sense of humor probably fleeces a lot of people. You seek approval and attention by being “the funny one”. Certain people probably view you that way, but I’m sure that ( if they happen to be upstanding characters )deep down they wonder why you are so malicious. They are afraid to get on your “bad side”.
You really should seek counseling. Perhaps a combination of therapy and medication could really help you to become a more “happy” individual. Who knows, if you keep this up, YOU could be running around a mental facility screaming that YOU are the anti-christ! And perhaps I’d be the lucky doctor who gets to attend to you….
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Comment by Jon z on 11 March 2007:
The only person who should tie the knot right while hanging themselves is anyone associated with starmuscle. Get a life and stop trying to gain popularity with shock value, because people aren’t going to be impressed, (as no one ever has been with any of you in your entire lives), theyre only going to feel sorry for you people, because you must me incredibly unhappy because EVERYONE HATES YOU.
Comment by Anonymous on 11 March 2007:
BAHAHAHAHA, fuck everyone who feels bad for Britney, I can guarantee not one of you know her on a personal level so how are you going to make educated opinions about her. If she wants to die, let her do it, and do it right. The least she could do is actually stay in rehab and get her life straight.
Comment by Wanda on 14 March 2007:
I think that you people need to mind your own business and leave her alone…u are just mad because she is pretty and she has more money than you will ever see…so why don’t you DIE! I happen to like brit…LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE!!
Comment by deeper looking on 14 March 2007:
well…she deserves everything she’s going through!
she was using her body..she was a show girl, she killed her soul,it’s really normal that she felt like killing herself!
p.s Iam not fat,I am not ugly..
I am realistic
Comment by Fuck Ya'll on 15 March 2007:
Hell, I am not even very fond of her but what kind of sick Jagoffs are you??? You must have carpal tunnel from jacking off so much since you’re obviously someone that NOBODY wants to FUCK. That’s why you have nothng better to do that make fun of a serious illness that Britanny has. Haven’t you ever heard of bi polar disorder? I hope that you ( the ones that find such an enjoyment of making fun of a terribly sick person) will also be cursed with this illness. No wonder she’s trying to take her own life. Look how the public is treating her? If there’s anyone that should be thinking about suicide its the sick fucks that are making fun of her condition. Why don’t you just go back to masturbation. It seems to suit you as obviously, you have nothing better to do. Geez. I hope she runs over one of you sick fucks like Lindsay Lohan trying to get away from the paparazzi.
Comment by Fuck Ya'll on 15 March 2007:
Victoria, you are probably right. These sick fucks were sexually abused as children and have a sadistic enjoyment of making fun of someone else’s insane misery. They are joking about it right now, but they my soon find themselves in the grips of the living hell of bi-polar disorder, or yet worse, watching their own children struggle with it, not knowing what on earth is going on with them. News flash, noone will give a damn after how they heartlessly mocked Brittany while SHE was strugglin. Unfortunately people, this shit is real. You just don’t realize it until you find YOUR OWN loved ones hanging from a tree or sitting in the closet with their brains all over the closet wall because they were “considerate” enough during suicide not to make a mess in the rest of the house.Yup, keep poking fun at others. Things have a funny way of turning around and biting you in the ass. Like KARMA. I’m not even personally defending Brittany, I’m defending those who SERIOUSLY SUFFER from mental illness. She happens to be someone that does. Just because she’s a celebrity doesn’t make her any less of a person. EVEN if she were doing it for attention, which I sort of wondered about, THAT in itself is a cry for help and is extremely sick. May peace come to that child and all others that so severly suffer from the grips of this darkness known as Chronic Depression and/or Bipolar Disorder.
Comment by Fuck Ya'll on 15 March 2007:
Oh, yeah. And for you self righteous CUNTS that say that people bring this upon themselves, you ARE fat and UGLY and are EXTREMELY uneducated on the matter. NOONE DESERVES depression. NOONE DESERVES to live life as if on a roller coaster. NOONE DESERVES to live in that kind of hell, unless of course he or she is a pedophile. THEN, YES spare society and get your rope. Otherwise, get help. There ARE other illnesses BESIDES bi polar disorder, and post partum depression such as PMDD premenstrual dysphoric disorder. A SEVERE hormonal imbalance that is still under research and can be mis diagnosed as BP disorder. Whatever it may be, and whoever suffers, I wish them relief EXCEPT for those who are mocking people who suffer. YA’LL can burn in hell.
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Comment by Maite on 17 March 2007:
I hope Britney dies!
Comment by robbyn on 18 March 2007:
that maite person is a bitch and i don’t hope she dies
cause britany has inspired alot of people
Comment by Anonymous on 19 March 2007:
that aint right gurl
Comment by Anonymous on 22 March 2007:
you are so fucking sick. actually. what the fuck is wrong with you?
Comment by Kitty on 24 March 2007:
why do you people even bother spending your time arguing about her. she isn’t even that important, and the fact that you spend your time arguing about if she is a role model or why everyone is stupid because of what they posted, is just lame! i could care less about britney’s personal life, or what she does. if she killed herself, i wouldn’t even stop to read it in a magazine. i dont find britney to be all that important. she is just some famous “upper-class” person who just happened to be put into a treatment facility. shit like that happens everyday, and the only time it matters is when a famous person gets put into one.
Comment by VANEESH FROM INDIA on 27 March 2007:
I HOPE BRITNEY IS WELL IN DUE COURSE OF TIME.SHE IS VERY PREETY GIRL I HAD EVER SEEN.I THINK MEDIA SHOWS ONLY UNTRUE THINGS IT ONLY MAKE MONEY & T.R.P FOR OWN CHANNEL.I THINK WE GAVE TIME TO BRITNEY & GIVE A CHANCE TO ROCK TO ME AND ALL.I LOVE BRITNEY VERY MUCH WITH RESPECT AND LOVING HEART.AND FOR THOSE WHO HATE BRITNEY & MOCKING HER ,THEY WILL MEET ME ALONE & I WILL BEAT THEM WITH VERY ANGER.
MAIL ME AT PRATEEK_KUMAR26@YAHOO.COM
Comment by vaneesh from india on 28 March 2007:
i love britney very much.
Comment by vaneesh from india on 28 March 2007:
i love her .
Comment by sarah-TheMoroCCan on 1 April 2007:
Dear Mrs N Mme, your blog really sucks, n i think that it would be a great idea if u guys just have more interestin blogs,n just keep away from the life of celebrities cuz there is nth special about them, on the contrary munny turns em into scatter brained dumbs ( most of’em with an exception of course) peace up
p.s : due to understanding, this msg is no more valid if the owner is less than 14 years old
Comment by SOPRANO1018 on 10 September 2007:
BRITNEY WILL NEVER GET BETTER AS LONG AS PEOPLE KEEP TRASHING HER…SHE OBVIOUSLY HAS ISSUES.SHE HAS MADE MISTAKES AS WE ALL KNOW,BUT EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES, SHE NEEDS TO BE LEFT ALONE TO GROW
Comment by vaneesh on 13 October 2007:
i love britney