Britney Spears Umbrella Video
Here’s the story explaining the umbrella incident:
Britney Spears went to Kevin Federline’s home last night but when she wasn’t allowed to see her kids she started raging on a white SUV with an umbrella. She was reportedly waiting outside Kevin’s place for 45 minutes before her mom eventually picked her up and took her back to the rehab facility.
Look at her go! I thought she was just having fun when she shaved her head but she really is losing her mind. She looks like an escaped mental patient. A week from now we’re gonna read about the Promises treatment facility shutting down because she killed all the employees and started eating their faces.
UPDATE: Check out the Britney Spears Umbrella video here:
UPDATE 2: The incident occurred after she left K-Fed’s place, and apparently the SUV belonged to the paparazzi who followed her to a gas station.
Note to Britney Spears:
Please Kill Yourself !
You are a drug addict, a sociopath, a terrible mother, a horrible role model to the women of America and the world. Your music sucks, no one likes you, you are a joke. Please OD on some drugs, we need some good news and the Anna Nicole Smith death is getting old. You can live forever if you take your own life, you will be loved more in your death.
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Comments
By Anonymous on March 2nd, 2007 at 5:11 pm
If a stupid photographer stalked me and photographed me repeatedly the way this one did, I would have taken that umbrella to that person’s head, not their vehicle. There aren’t many honest people that would take that kind of harassment without losing their temper. On the contrary, I think this video shows that she’s human and not crazy.
By backing Brit Brit on March 2nd, 2007 at 10:54 pm
I agree with anonymous, the paparazzi really need to leave this girl alone. There are tons of other celebrities that are willing to put their lives out there for them to photo. Britney is just trying get her stuff together before Hollywood drives her completely mad. For the sake of her children and her well being, find something else to stalk. By the way, I’d invest in a concealed weapons permit and start packing. Justifyibly, if she feels she’s in danger, she can protect herself…
By Matt on March 2nd, 2007 at 11:55 pm
That’s not really cool to be telling someone to go kill themselves. I’ll agree that she’s making terrible life decisions and has wasted away any potential that remained, but still…
By Sheri on March 4th, 2007 at 12:02 am
You should be totally ashamed of yourself for suggesting Britney should kill herself, simply because you need something “entertaining” to fill the void in your obviously empty life. I have never been a fan of Britney and I think her music sucks, but she has a right to make her own choices, and she certainly has the right to live. You are sick and far more of a pathetic excuse for a human being than she is or ever will be.
By She's Human on March 4th, 2007 at 6:32 am
That Dang paparazzi guy deserved it…c’mon give her some space… she’s going through a lot right now!!! yeah she made have made some wrong decsions…BUT WHO DOESN’T!!!! I Mean who would like to be followed around ALL the time and be on magazine covers just b/c people are No-Z!!! To me she will always be loved….. I just wish some how I can talk to her!!! But paparazzi guy if I had an Umbrella and you did that to me I’m not sure if I would hit you (I think I would) really but ur car would have looked FAR worse than that!!! Stay outta her life and get a life that doesn’t pay u 4 stalking!!
By cynthia on March 4th, 2007 at 7:42 am
they kept snapping the pictures of her after humiliating her obviously while she sat in her car. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT give me a break, anyone would have done that, she is VERY CALM compared to most other human beings and that’s after she’s been stalked by these people she doesn’t know for YEARS.
By Jenny kayko on March 4th, 2007 at 8:23 am
*ROCK ON BRITNEY!* that was so cool! I even like you more. I miss Britney.
love you! mwah!
By Jenny kayko on March 4th, 2007 at 8:25 am
*ROCK ON BRITNEY!* that was so cool! I even liked you more. I miss Britney. waiting for your next album. see ya!
love you! mwah!
By JC on March 4th, 2007 at 9:07 am
yeah i think this “britney kill yourself” article is insensitive and immature, no doubt written by someone with nothing better to do than judge celebrities. get a life! i think britney’s more of a rock star now than ever. hehe
By arkansan on March 5th, 2007 at 12:45 am
you know, i don’t care how crazy she is. iwould still fuck the shit out of her!!!
By Enphinity on March 5th, 2007 at 12:55 am
Hang in there Britney. Though I had never been through what you are going through now, I have faith in you. You are letting people see what goes in the “entertainment business” and helping them realize that it can be difficult to live through. I will hope you will find peace and balance. Much love to ya. As for the people who put up the heading to kill herself. You guys ought to be ashamed. She is a person who does not deserve to be told to do such a thing. Let her find her way through life like everyone else. Even though life can be difficult, some more than others, noone deserves to be told to kill themselves for publicity. Remember, those boomerangs return, whatever you speak or do to someones life can return to you. I may not be in the same way, but it can be just as tragic of it reflects the same energy.
By Feena on March 5th, 2007 at 4:13 am
It is very cruel to write that “78% want Britney to kill herself”. If this is true then, sadly, there are many mean and nonempathetic people in the world.
By Michael on March 5th, 2007 at 4:52 am
Can anybody say “The Price of Fame”? As we all can see in the ‘Tabs’ every day, and on the ‘net every day, The Price of Fame is Very High !! To say the least! Besides the WORK a star must do to create that fame, their lives are just no longer their own. Witness the ‘Stalkerazzi’. Real life ANIMALS who are legally allowed to STALK someone just because their targets are so-called ‘Public Figures’. Believe me… If you were being STALKED by numerous ANIMALS pointing their weapons at you and yelling at you, it is quite possible you would, at some point, be possessed by an overwhelming desire to retaliate! I know I would! Some high profile personalities are mentally equipped to cope with the harrassment, some are not. Britney obviously falls into the latter category. My suggestion to her would be “Honey, THIS is the price YOU have to pay to get all that money you’re getting. If You are unwilling or unable to pay that price, then your best next step in life is to GET OUT OF SHOW BUSINESS! Because those ANIMALS out there will ALWAYS think that ‘Since they paid the Bucks, they OWN YOU’!! I am not a Britney Spears fan and I don’t know if I’ve ever heard her sing a song either, but I DO see a fellow human in a lot of pain who is unable to cope with what is causing it. My suggestion to Britney would be to “Take The Money and Run, Hon!”
Wishing Britney the Best…
Michael
By Damon on March 5th, 2007 at 8:50 am
It is the type of assholes on this very site–the judgemental, uninformed cretins, angry and ugly, sitting behind a computer—who drove the poor girl into what appears to be a state of temporary insanity. The careless, spiteful bitches like yourselves. If you ever grow world weary—take a look at YOURSELVES–because people like YOU contribute to the dreary society of bastards we have to co-habitate with.
By Ashwamedh on March 5th, 2007 at 9:49 am
I agree with Michael. I am not a major Britney fan or anything and I don’t think I have ever heard any song of hers from beginning to end, but she doesn’t deserve what she is going through. It’s today’s news that she apparently tried to harm herself in her rehab centre.
Is the poster clapping his/her hands in delight now? Sick people like you must look forward to air-crashes, disasters, celeb suicides etc because thats what brings some excitement to your otherwise dull and pointless life. Did you know that around the world, fire brigades and life savers try to resuce even stranded animals? THAT is the value of life. And what basis/ reference do you have regarding the 78% statistics? Who took the survey? What was the sample size? Get a life you retard.
By Anonymous on March 5th, 2007 at 11:52 am
You know, I don’t even like Britney, and yet I feel for her after watching this video. I thought she was being awfully tolerant of those morons shoving cameras in her face while she was in the car. Someone who is desperate to see her kids (whether she *should* be allowed to see them is a different story), weary of gossip-mongers and picture-hounds, and supremely frustrated over not being allowed to have any private moments, I can understand how this person can snap and have a violent moment. I’m not justifying it at all. What she did was not right, but I understand how she could reach the breaking point. I mean, she did plead with the photographers to have some mercy, but they wouldn’t grant any. How much is enough?
As for your flippant request that Britney OD and die, please take a bit of advice from someone who lost a beloved sister to OD suicide: this is nothing to joke about. Please show a bit of sensitivity in the future. I’m all for freedom of speech, but you can take it too far when you start rooting for someone to off themself for the sake of a “funny headline.”
By LeRoy on March 5th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I hope tatoos her whole head and reveals shes from outer space. What will this crazy bitch do next? KILL YOURSELF! KILL YOURSELF!
By Ashley on March 5th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Thats is just awful. You NEVER tell someone to kill themselves. Who are you? Starmuscle? Not even a successful celebrity gossip column? If it wasn’t for Britney you guys would make no money. Leave her the fuck alone and let her be. And never fucking tell someone to go kill themslves. That is not professional at all. But that may be why no one has ever heard of StarMuscle you pieces of shit.
By Anonymous on March 5th, 2007 at 7:22 pm
It’s easy for us to scrutinize celebrities’ actions because we’re all just commonfolk. None of us have to deal with people constantly hounding us about our personal life. We’re not followed and photographed while trying to do something as simple as grocery shop. Even people from reality shows that were interviewed after the show have said that there’s a huge amount of stress with cameras being every 24/7. These are everyday people, not celebrities, saying this. Let her be and find someone else to heckle.
By WAAAAAAAA on March 5th, 2007 at 7:23 pm
WAAAAAAA, poor millionaire Britney Spears. I think this blog is funny as hell. Watch your f’in language too. If you can’t have an intelligent conversation with vulgarity you are white trash just like your scumbag idol, Ms. Spears.
By Ashley on March 6th, 2007 at 7:48 pm
i think you meant if i CAN’T have an intelligent conversation…your pretty stupid speaking about intelligence when you can’t even create a full sentence….hahaha…my f’in language? you mean FUCKING? so ummm….FUCK YOU FUCK FACE…have a greay fucking day fucker…and go back to fucking 1st grade(if you ever got there) and learn how to fucking speak…
By Ashley on March 6th, 2007 at 7:50 pm
i’m sorry…i also have to say this. you are telling me not to use vulgarity, yet you agree with people telling another human being to kill themselves?…that makes no sense…you better check your morals mr. no vulgarity
By Celebrity Gossip on March 6th, 2007 at 9:50 pm
Anyone that keeps swearing will be banned and their ip will be blocked.
By Go Britney!! on March 7th, 2007 at 5:29 am
You are a very SICK man. Every word you have spoken against this lady leads me to believe you are a DARK, SICK, INSANE and a poor excuse of a human being. You need to lock yourself to a mental institution and overdose in medication FOR LIFE!! I believe that is your only hope of surviving your demons inside LOL
YOU ARE SICK!!! THIS IS SICK!!! AND 98% OF THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF THE WORLD THINKS YOU OUGHT TO SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD!!lol
By K-Tizzle on March 8th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
and go britney can’t take a fucking joke…well that’s settled at least.
By Anonymous on March 10th, 2007 at 3:04 am
man i didn’t even know this happened until i stumbled onto some website that puts her umbrella pics in funny scenes. i don’t follow britney news but i did watch this vid. she shouldn’t have lashed out like that. but then again, those assholes shouldn’t be doggin her like that either. however, she does seem to attract a lot of negative press. she shouldn’t have shaved her head. she forgot she’s an icon. are bodygaurds too expensive or something? she needs protection.
and, obviously, whoever said “please kill yourself” should take their own advice.
By Anonymous on March 11th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
Being a photographer myself, these asshole hollywood photographers and cameramen/women give the rest of us a bad name, making it impossible to take photographs without someone attacking us. Let’s see, we now have to get permits to national parks/state parks because of the assholes shooting videos are slobs and can’t pick up after themselves. You so called photographers make me sick. Leave the girl alone (and no, I’m not a Britney fan) but if it were me, I probably would have done worse than an umbrella…it’s too bad there isn’t a Jack the Ripper for the paparazzi, now that’s something I’d love to photograph! Watching some scumbag get their insides ripped out..LMAO
I agree with the other posters though, anyone that tells others to commit suicide should take their own advice. People who tell others to kill themselves are the cancer of our society.
By Joe Shmoe on March 11th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
To the asshole who suggested that Britney should kill herself, obviously doesn’t have much a life to begin with. This type of person can only make himself better by stomping on others, which makes you an absolute loser. Ms. Spears had dreams and goals, which she fulfilled. You have live in darkness and sorrow. You’re nothing but an empty shell. What you need to do is to study personal development, and grow up to be a meaningful individual, instead of some derelict. Notice, I didn’t tell YOU to go and kill yourself. Burying you as you are would only add more poison to the earth!
To Britney, our thoughts and prayers are with you. We know that you will get through this, and you will be as you once were - bright and beautiful. Be well, and Godspeed.
By jennie beeton on March 12th, 2007 at 5:20 am
As a 27 year old single mother of 3 young boys under the age of 4. I can sympathise with Britney, of course she needs to go to rehab and sort out her emotions, otherwise she will not be able to cope…which is what we are seeing…..thanks to all the horrible paparazzi.. They should leave the poor girl alone !!!! as for saying she needs to kill herself…That is just sick… What sort of in-humane person says that.
By Anthony on March 12th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
Harsh! She’s only 25 and is a mother of two and a internationally famous popstar - not many people have that pressure! Leave the poor girl to her own devices and maybe she’ll calm down a bit, I don’t blame her for getting pissed with the world if I was her!
By Rene on March 13th, 2007 at 4:39 am
As much as i won’t say that i DO want britney to kill herself, deep down inside i know i want her to. And i don’t know why. :)
By Rene [diabolique] on March 13th, 2007 at 4:42 am
Cough. Excuse me jennie…since when she is 27, and a mother of THREE??? O_O
By flower on March 15th, 2007 at 6:38 am
Rene… are you stupid? jennie is talkin about herself comparing to britney… that she can sympathise with Britney because jennie is 27 and has three young kids 4 years old or younger. Duhhhhh!!!!
And for the love of God, leave Britney alone… can’t you guys see that you aren’t helping her at all… She needs to be focuses on her rehab, not those stupid Paparazzis with mental health problems… I have never been your fan Britney but as a human being you have the right to make it better now… Do not judge people for how they fall, judge them for how they get up!!!! God bless you Britney, and I hope you will make it.
By Rene on March 15th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Cough. And FLOWER, are you jennie’s and Britney’s assistant? Oh, i remember passing by your house and saw you dancing to “Ooops…I did it again!” so crazily.
And, how do Britney even know if we’re helping her at all or not here? Not like she’d drop by this blog and read your tiny comment. *Rolling on the floor laughing*
By JillA on March 16th, 2007 at 9:36 am
Go Britney Go! Come on, how pethatic are you, going around telling britney spears to kill herself!? That’s just disgusting! I would have probably hit the photographers with the umbrella if it happened to me, so I think she was pretty calm about the situation!
By ratie on March 16th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Britney you rock,to all those who hate her go and fukn kill yo bloody self and stop cusn on ths site coz its not only you guys who wnt to knw wht brit is doin yo shud be bloody hlpn hr cnt everyone be civil to help smone in need for once its tym to hlp brit and not be bldy stupid and cus at each otha on ths site!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By big momma on March 16th, 2007 at 5:56 pm
Whoever it is that created this website is a total moron. If she were to kill herself, just think what she would be leaving behind. Two innocent children. And all they would have left of their mother would be all the negative articles and websites like this one. You think that’s a good legacy? People should start offering her encouragement, not criticizing her. I wish her the best and hope that in future this will be a lesson to the papparazzi. Don’t screw with a mother. They will beat the **** out of you if you provoke them enough (and i believe se’s been provoked MORE than enough)
By flower on March 17th, 2007 at 3:12 am
It seems that you need a cough suppressant Rene, lol…. last time i asked you if you are stupid… now i know you are… poor thing!! :(
And this is a message to all the paparazzis “REMEMBER THAT WHAT YOU DO TO OTHERS, YOU WILL RECEIVE SOON OR LATER” she is a human and is just a completely normal reaction of a person that has this type of problems and at the same time has a bunch of stupid people taking pictures of her 2 or 3 feet away. And for those who support the idea of a suicide, YOU HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM! so do something about it.
By Lieke on March 17th, 2007 at 8:22 pm
how on earth could a person say something like “please kill yourself” to another person? Thát’s what’s mad!
By Angel on March 21st, 2007 at 2:09 pm
I do feel sorry for Britney Spears, why don’t they leave her alone. When someone stalks you, you call the police and put a restraining order to STOP STALKING!!
WHY ARE PAPARAZZI ALLOWED TO STALK THE STAR!!
HOW CAN WE STOP THE STALKING!!
If a celebrity goes to the Oscars, photo shoot, or a celebrity event that is fine. But not to follow them around day and night. The Paparazzi where even laughing at the seen.
What is so funny! I am discussed in the PAPARAZZI behavior.
By jayme on March 21st, 2007 at 6:36 pm
I think people need to get lives of their own. So Britney Spears is most likely losing her mind, is it any of our buisness. I mean, who really cares. Besides if i had pushy losers in my face all the time I would snap too. It takes a pretty low person to invade peoples private lives on a daily bases. I would feel dirty, and not in a kinky sort of way. All I can say is if I had the umbrella, there would be less marks on the van and more on the guy…
By monique on April 2nd, 2007 at 2:51 pm
I cant believe I am actually giving you what you want…You are a horrible person.Get a life of your own.
By monique on April 2nd, 2007 at 3:04 pm
……OH and I am not shocked but seriously SICK that such a awful thing would be allowed to be posted.I am ashamed to have responded and so should everyone else.This celebrity obsessiveness is a BIG joke and PROBLEM…..
By Stephanie on April 16th, 2007 at 4:49 am
Whoever said she should kill herself is a very SICK person! Does someone else’s life really bother you so bad that you want them to die? That is a horrible thing to say. Leave the poor girl alone.
By madison owens on April 18th, 2007 at 9:21 pm
I am absolutely outraged by the way people treat her. Telling someone to kill themselves is sick and disgusting… She is a human being, not some monkey in a cage to be photographed. It saddens me to see how hurtful people can be, get a job losers! They are essentially ruining one persons life to make a few dollars. I don’t think she is a bad mom or whatever she has been through a lot in the past few years, no i don’t know her but I’ve been their I’m a young mother of two and have experienced a heartbreak…. rite now i think she feels alone the best thing any one can do is give her space let her work it out… In the pictures she looks so so sad, it breaks my heart….. On another note if it was me i would have shoved the umbrella up their ass, come on people she is raging inside give her some credit!!!!!!!!
By jojo on April 22nd, 2007 at 12:53 pm
I’m totally shocked and disgusted that this page has not been shut down and that the person who created it has not launched into orbit. What kind of sorry sick ass would write something like that? - telling her to go kill herself?? Sounds like you have your own problems. You should really look into that and stop talking about Britney’s. It must be awful to have people making stories up about you and constantly be in your face with cameras, filming your life.
I don’t believe that 78% want her to kill herself. that sick little worm probably put that there just to be evil.
If it was me and I had that umbrella I would have done a lot worse than Britney did!! Who can blame her? I would have snapped years ago. It shows that she is human. People get bullied in school or at home etc. This site and the mean things that have been printed and continue to be printed are another form of bullying but for some reason it’s more acceptable.
By shehuntsnga on July 1st, 2007 at 3:25 am
Okay you are a celebrity. Deal with it. Don’t kill yourself like that lil turd said to. You’ll go to hell, it’s in the bible. Hopefully you remember that your southern upbringing taught you that. Do be sure to put hats on your kids when you take them to the beach, or out in that California sun, so that you & your signifigant other don’t get mistaken for bad parents because you didn’t cover your child’s head — Enquirer. We all mess up with our children. We all get forgetful. Why shave your head, it just makes you look so damn guilty, duh. No other explaination needed. Sorry you don’t look like G.I. Jane - it makes you look like “woo hoo, can’t prove anything now, I don’t have hair!” Hell fire, I’d kiss Madonna too, that is if she’d paid me enough money, it doesn’t make you a queer to kiss another woman. You are a mom now, you got 2 kids, behave like it, you can afford nannies. I don’t give a rat’s butt about how much money you have. You don’t need to act or dress like a slut, you’re older now, behave like it. But I guess hanging out with the likes of Paris Hilton makes you look more popular, more famous…see what that got her…unfortunately, that behavior just gets you more of them “Kev’s” - money hungry, baby-making lil bastards and that gives you more of them hungry photo hogs after you. Hilarious that you keep letting them take pics of you without your panties. It’ll keep some of them photo hogs back, but most will be after you all the dang time now. Girl, keep panties in your glove box, just in case. Just reachin out from the South. Don’t forget where you come from girlie.
By jackie on July 6th, 2007 at 1:09 am
people… she’s insane… but no right to tell britney to fucking kill herself.
By Jack Bush on July 7th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
this site wrong
you just jealous of how great britney Spears is she def and idol
Britney Spears is cool she da best cant wait for her new album it gonna be awsome
By Jack Bush on July 7th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Britney Spears is great she lovely she mi idol
By Ash on July 24th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
I just came across this site for what ever reason- but i cant BELIEVE you would get someone to kill them selves- like honestly how much of a low like will support someone doing that- that is UNREAL to me- EXACTLY what others have said- GOOD for Britney- i would have frigging snapped out worse then she did- she never attacked the guy- i would have hands down- like leave these ppl alone- they are no different then we are- she has been having this like for ever and its not fair - and saying that she is a crazy person and that she is having a melt down like grow up- ppl get annoyed- i get pissed when i have to repeat my self so i cant imagine what she goes through on a day to day basis-
why dont u give us the common courtasy and take this page down
By shanea on July 25th, 2007 at 4:55 am
Ok why the fuck are u saying she need to kill herself?? youk now by u saying that shit ur just making her strong. she has had her low point but now she is back and ready to prove ur dumbasses wrong. So go fuck urself mother fuckers. burn in fucking hell u pieces of shit.
why do u think everyone is say this is her comeback year??
u people are a bunch of re re’s.
guhhh
By not an american citizen on July 25th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
she chose this life !!!!
they know what is going on when they enter the “stardom” scene, as humans we are obsessed by them , but you americans are over the top, if your tv stations/magazines etc stopped paying ridiculous amounts of money for these CRAP pics/clips then perhaps it wouldnt have gotten so out of hand……..
oh and for the guy that thinks this is her come back year?? is that come back for her music or come back home to finally look after her kids??
By emily on November 5th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
we need 2 leave her alone shes going thro so much stuff right now i feel so bad for her,,,i hope she gets her life back and can be happy without all this =\
By Anonymous on November 11th, 2007 at 6:22 am
KILL YOURSELF CUNT!!!!!
By Anonymous on November 11th, 2007 at 6:23 am
HAHA you are all douchebags
By Erica on November 12th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Hey Britt, I have watched you since I was little. And I personally think people should leave you the f*(# alone. They wouldn’t like it if they were being followed around either, taking snap shots and lieing about what they saw. I think you should sue their a**es off for making false statements about you. They should go to jail for that. My heart goes out to you and I hope you get your baby back, cause every kid deserves their mother. So, get well soon Britt, I’m rooting for ya. Oh and take your time on your next album, putting time, patients, love and dedication into an album can be the best album in your fan’s eyesight. From your #1 fan, Erica.
By Erica on November 12th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
To all the stupid ass motherfuckers that think Britt should kill herself, what you say to others can come back on you times three.
By Erica on November 12th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
For the haters, you can never have as much fame as Britt, in the past, the present or the future. So if you wanna hate, look at that thing they call a mirror, you cant beat Britt and you can never be like her. So stop hating and read a book or something, cause yall haters aint getting no love here. Peace out