Pamela Anderson And George Clooney Are Not Dating
Pamela Anderson and George Clooney are not an item. Widespread print and Internet reports are claiming that the two were hot and heavy at a Sherman Oaks restaurant recently, but the “Syrianaâ€? star says that isn’t so. “I worked with Pam seven years ago and haven’t seen her since,â€? Clooney said in a statement through his spokesman. “And I’ve never been to that restaurant.â€? …
So translated: Pam and Georgie just had meaningless sex and decided the paparazzi would be too intense to deal with and Pam will remain a booty call for the Cloonster. Here’s a morphed picture of what they would look like with their dna spliced together:

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