Kelly Osbourne Pose For Playboy ?
Kelly Osbourne wants to pose nude in Playboy magazine. (this is where I puke) The rock heiress is prepared to bare absolutely everything for a centerfold in the men’s publication - but would insist editors touch her up to make her look better. Hugh Hefner was probably choking on his Fruit Loops when he heard the news.
She says, “I’d go fully nude, but I’d have to have some airbrushing on my tits.” You should hope they have a magical lens or have a Chinese person film it so she comes out slimmer.
Meanwhile, she blames her privileged lifestyle for her substance abuse and depression because luxury living brings about extreme boredom.The 22-year-old has successfully overcome her demons following several spells in rehab - but is always on the lookout for the signs of a relapse. BOO FRIGGIN WHO!
She says, “It’s so easy for me to fall back into depression. I think it comes with having money. I don’t have to work. I could be sitting bored and depressed at home with a bag on my head.” WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I’m Kelly Osbourne and I am fat and lazy, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Comments
By Tascha on January 23rd, 2007 at 10:57 pm
This was all a lie dipshit. Kelly won’t ever stoop that low. She herself said to a reporter who asked her if she would be comfortable with getting an offer from playboy “yes, would be comfortable with the offer.”
She said though that that doesn’t mean she’d accept it. She doesn’t want people look at her tits or her fanny for that matter.
It’s just another dumb lie that’s not true. And her being a fat lazy bitch yeah you’re insane. Having a size 10 does not mean you’re fat. and on the lazy part. She’s busy presenting all sorts of things. She’s not like Paris Hilton who goes clubbing all night and goes out without panties on and then get’s offended when people take pictures of her crotch.
If you wonder when kelly said this was a lie she said it on Januari 11th when she fell in for Zane Low’s show on BBC1 radio.
Do some fucking research before you post lies moron.
By Billy Bob on January 24th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
Damn, Sharon just pwned you.
By Star News on January 31st, 2007 at 3:47 am
Osbourne wouldn’t go topless at beach?
According to Kelly, who’s probably lying about this entire thing, the incident occurred on an idyllic stretch of sand on the island of Mallorca: “I went to Mallorca with my mum and we were on a beach and asked to move because we wouldn’t go topless. It was my worst
holiday.”
By Monkey Man on December 17th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
If I wanted to see big floppy titties, I’d ask the wife to drop her halter. No thanks Kelly.
By Hawklord on November 9th, 2008 at 8:27 am
I say no one is too ugly to see naked! Go Kelly show me them big titties!