Full Metal Jacket Soundboard
Here’s the Full Metal Jacket soundboard. Play some funny prank phone calls on your friends.
Just in case you don’t know about Full Metal Jacket here’s the movie plot:
Stanley Kubrick’s return to filmmaking after a seven-year hiatus, this film crystallizes the experience of the Vietnam War by concentrating on a group of raw Marine volunteers. Based on Gustav Hasford’s novel The Short Timers, the film’s first half details the volunteers’ harrowing boot-camp training under the profane, power-saw guidance of drill instructor Sgt. Hartman (R. Lee Ermey, a real-life drill instructor whose performance is one of the most terrifyingly realistic on record). Part two takes place in Nam, as seen through the eyes of the now thoroughly indoctrinated marines. Ironically, Full Metal Jacket was filmed almost entirely in England. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
Comments
By neek on January 22nd, 2007 at 11:50 pm
i love this movie! Great, but you missed the “let me see your war face!!! ARRRGGHHH! bullshit sgt.! thats your war face now let me see your war face! AAAARRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! It was great and so realistic.
By 'Net Spelling Nazi on January 25th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
The word is spelled “racial”.
By jake on March 3rd, 2007 at 1:04 am
Damn i could piss off my fuckin English teacher wid this
By Dale Parkin on March 31st, 2007 at 1:53 am
i was in boot camp at S.D in 1975 it’s real except we didn’t have live ammo in boot camp other than the rifle range. they counted every round believe me. hard as hell but oneof the proudest things i ever did, i was 17 and 3mo. another good boot camp scene is boys in co. c…. rest of movie suck. semper fi mofo. get some. could also add copper gunner comments….
By Dale Parkin on March 31st, 2007 at 1:54 am
i was in boot camp at S.D in 1975 it’s real except we didn’t have live ammo in boot camp other than the rifle range. they counted every round believe me. hard as hell but oneof the proudest things i ever did, i was 17 and 3mo. another good boot camp scene is boys in co. c…. rest of movie suck. semper fi mofo. get some. could also add chopper gunner comments….
By MIKE on April 20th, 2007 at 2:44 am
As close to Marine Corps boot camp you can get without enlisting
By Lonnie on April 30th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Brings back many memories, I was at S D in 1965. I think my Sgt was his brother.
By Tim Wilson on May 1st, 2007 at 7:53 pm
My Mom Is Huge MILF
By Anonymous on June 10th, 2007 at 4:47 am
Get some ratatatatat. get some!
How do you kill women and children? its easy. you just gotta lean into it a bit more. aint war a bitch?
get some!
You missed the best line in the movie
By Tom Wilson's Mom on July 3rd, 2007 at 7:46 am
is a total MILF
By marty warther on August 7th, 2007 at 8:22 pm
I could listen to this all day…Hell, I already do!
R. lee Ermey reminds me of my sweet loving father.
Go Dad go!
By Left Nipple #5 on August 24th, 2007 at 8:30 am
“What is your major malfunction numb nuts?!” You missed the best part!
By Jason on October 9th, 2007 at 7:14 pm
It’s not “Lean into it a bit more”… the line is “It’s easy… you just don’t lead ‘em as much!”
By micheal jackson on November 12th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
wtf they don’t make the “micheal jackson phrases
By tyler borter on December 13th, 2007 at 2:58 am
i like this guy in this movie it makes me hotttQ!!!!!!!! I WAKEED OFF TO IT AND HAS SEX WITHKURT NEUZGODA
By AWSOME Movie on December 18th, 2007 at 1:12 am
Yah it is a great movie i was useing this to prank call all my friends they were clueless on what to say
By Mikayla on January 2nd, 2008 at 7:09 am
i liked to get fucked in the ass and i dont mind that the guy doesnt have the common curtosy to give me a reach around :)
By Raven_Blackblade on March 9th, 2008 at 3:59 am
I remember when I first saw this movie. I was 5 years old at that time. Ever since I saw it I knew that I was going to go into the USMC.
Semper Fidelis….
By needle on April 8th, 2008 at 2:25 am
well,no shit, this is the best film ever i was 1 mile from the making of this film, didnt know it at the time. that gives me a hard on, now give me 25!!.
By glove on April 17th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Funny I had a choice of going to see Full Metal Jacket or Hamburger Hill while in “A” school and my dumb fuggin ass went to see Hamburger Hill. R.Lee makes me laugh so fuggin hard my bowels just about bust. Is that you John Wayne. Yes its me. Who the Fuc_K said that?
By smitty on July 9th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
great ass movie, as close AS IT USE TO GET!!
By Gnomerpyle on August 11th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Best fucking movie ever! .
By Wight Scion on November 14th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Funny, you should add all the stuff R. Lee Ermey did on the first episode of “Space: Above and Beyond” He plays practically the same character as in Full Metal Jacket, all be it with the profanity nerfed down for television.
Best line: “In space, no one can hear you scream…unless it is the battlecry of the United States Marine Corp Space Aviator.”
By Anonymous on December 14th, 2008 at 3:09 am
AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Aeleas on December 19th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
@Lonnie
R. Lee Ermy is a retired USMC drill instructor. He was brought on for this film as a technical adviser, decided the actor who had been cast as Hartman was incompetent, and demanded the part. It’s entirely possible that he *was* your drill instructor.
By pp on January 4th, 2009 at 3:36 am
dove si può trovare una roba simile in italiano?
By boobs on January 20th, 2009 at 10:49 am
this movie was so sweet i wish some one would make love to me through it
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