January 29th, 2007 • Filed Under
Pamela Anderson and George Clooney are not an item. Widespread print and Internet reports are claiming that the two were hot and heavy at a Sherman Oaks restaurant recently, but the “Syriana” star says that isn’t so. “I worked with Pam seven years ago and haven’t seen her since,” Clooney said in a statement through his spokesman. “And I’ve never been to that restaurant.” …
So translated: Pam and Georgie just had meaningless sex and decided the paparazzi would be too intense to deal with and Pam will remain a booty call for the Cloonster. Here’s a morphed picture of what they would look like with their dna spliced together:
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