Here’s the Full Metal Jacket soundboard. Play some funny prank phone calls on your friends.
Just in case you don’t know about Full Metal Jacket here’s the movie plot:
Stanley Kubrick’s return to filmmaking after a seven-year hiatus, this film crystallizes the experience of the Vietnam War by concentrating on a group of raw Marine volunteers. Based on Gustav Hasford’s novel The Short Timers, the film’s first half details the volunteers’ harrowing boot-camp training under the profane, power-saw guidance of drill instructor Sgt. Hartman (R. Lee Ermey, a real-life drill instructor whose performance is one of the most terrifyingly realistic on record). Part two takes place in Nam, as seen through the eyes of the now thoroughly indoctrinated marines. Ironically, Full Metal Jacket was filmed almost entirely in England. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
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Comment by neek on 22 January 2007:
i love this movie! Great, but you missed the “let me see your war face!!! ARRRGGHHH! bullshit sgt.! thats your war face now let me see your war face! AAAARRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! It was great and so realistic.
Comment by 'Net Spelling Nazi on 25 January 2007:
The word is spelled “racial”.
Comment by jake on 3 March 2007:
Damn i could piss off my fuckin English teacher wid this
Comment by Dale Parkin on 31 March 2007:
i was in boot camp at S.D in 1975 it’s real except we didn’t have live ammo in boot camp other than the rifle range. they counted every round believe me. hard as hell but oneof the proudest things i ever did, i was 17 and 3mo. another good boot camp scene is boys in co. c…. rest of movie suck. semper fi mofo. get some. could also add copper gunner comments….
Comment by Dale Parkin on 31 March 2007:
i was in boot camp at S.D in 1975 it’s real except we didn’t have live ammo in boot camp other than the rifle range. they counted every round believe me. hard as hell but oneof the proudest things i ever did, i was 17 and 3mo. another good boot camp scene is boys in co. c…. rest of movie suck. semper fi mofo. get some. could also add chopper gunner comments….
Comment by MIKE on 20 April 2007:
As close to Marine Corps boot camp you can get without enlisting
Comment by Lonnie on 30 April 2007:
Brings back many memories, I was at S D in 1965. I think my Sgt was his brother.
Comment by Tim Wilson on 1 May 2007:
My Mom Is Huge MILF
Comment by Anonymous on 10 June 2007:
Get some ratatatatat. get some!
How do you kill women and children? its easy. you just gotta lean into it a bit more. aint war a bitch?
get some!
You missed the best line in the movie
Comment by Tom Wilson's Mom on 3 July 2007:
is a total MILF
Comment by marty warther on 7 August 2007:
I could listen to this all day…Hell, I already do!
R. lee Ermey reminds me of my sweet loving father.
Go Dad go!
Comment by Left Nipple #5 on 24 August 2007:
“What is your major malfunction numb nuts?!” You missed the best part!
Comment by Jason on 9 October 2007:
It’s not “Lean into it a bit more”… the line is “It’s easy… you just don’t lead ‘em as much!”
Comment by micheal jackson on 12 November 2007:
wtf they don’t make the “micheal jackson phrases
Comment by tyler borter on 13 December 2007:
i like this guy in this movie it makes me hotttQ!!!!!!!! I WAKEED OFF TO IT AND HAS SEX WITHKURT NEUZGODA
Comment by AWSOME Movie on 18 December 2007:
Yah it is a great movie i was useing this to prank call all my friends they were clueless on what to say
Comment by Mikayla on 2 January 2008:
i liked to get fucked in the ass and i dont mind that the guy doesnt have the common curtosy to give me a reach around :)
Comment by Raven_Blackblade on 9 March 2008:
I remember when I first saw this movie. I was 5 years old at that time. Ever since I saw it I knew that I was going to go into the USMC.
Semper Fidelis….
Comment by needle on 8 April 2008:
well,no shit, this is the best film ever i was 1 mile from the making of this film, didnt know it at the time. that gives me a hard on, now give me 25!!.
Comment by glove on 17 April 2008:
Funny I had a choice of going to see Full Metal Jacket or Hamburger Hill while in “A” school and my dumb fuggin ass went to see Hamburger Hill. R.Lee makes me laugh so fuggin hard my bowels just about bust. Is that you John Wayne. Yes its me. Who the Fuc_K said that?
Comment by smitty on 9 July 2008:
great ass movie, as close AS IT USE TO GET!!
Comment by Gnomerpyle on 11 August 2008:
Best fucking movie ever! .