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Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are celebrating Christmas with her family in Cabo San Lucas. Poor John, I hope he doesn’t drown in Christian MumboJumbo. |
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Lindsay Lohan is ‘drying up’ with her family in Turks and Caicos, an island off of Miami in the Atlantic Ocean. Check her shampoo bottles for Jack Daniels. |
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are helping Oprah open up her Girls’ Academy in South Africa. I think I am going to be sick. These people make lazy people like myself feel bad. |
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Will Smith is taking his family skiing at an undisclosed location. I am guessing Lake Tahoe, but don’t try to get near him or the Man In Black will get Jiggy with your ass. |