Howard Stern Gets A Black Baby For Christmas

There was a big box in the studio and when the box was unwrapped there was a 3 year old black kid inside. Of the staff’s writers: Benji had given the gift to Howard and the lovely Beth-0. Howard says, “I love it”. Th kid mentioned he was potty trained and cuter than Maddox (Angelina Jolie’s child). The adorable boy then mentioned he thinks Howard would be better than Oprah. There was a few strip club jokes, throw the kid in the chipper, then it ended with Howard saying, “Son, I love you”.

Merry Christmas Howard, and anyone listening…buy Sirius for your loved ones. I enjoy 5 hours of laughter a day at work, and it gets me through the day. And Howard TV is the best thing on cable.