Lindsay Lohan has worser english than President Bush, and now she’s going to play a parady of a parady of herself. She is going to play a stripper! That’s right - Lindsay Lohan is going to play a stripper in a new film entitled I Know Who Killed Me.
That’s right - Lindsay Lohan is going to play a stripper in a new film entitled.Hold the phones, don’t get too excited there cyber-pervs. Things aren’t going too well for the stripper-in-training silver screen princess. According to reports, Lindsay Lohan has written an email to all her friends describing just how upsettingly bruised her legs have become after taking pole-dancing lessons. Wow, an anorexic, alcoholic, freckle covered body, with bruised legs twirling around a 40 foot screen….whoopee!….let me get in line now.
An e-mail she sent to pals last week from Lindsay Lohan :
“They’re all whores, they’re all whores . . . xcept for some obviously!” Lohan wrote in the note, “So . . . 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised. everywhere . . . I mean we’re talkin’ like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised . . . like a walking black-and-blue mark. I mean really though, really, I didn’t know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the [c-word]s now. . . I’m not gonna lie to ya.”.
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