Even when I double up two lame stories into one, I don’t think its going to make much difference. I don’t know of many Tori Spelling fans, so for the 12 of you out there, here’s some Tori news:
The “Beverly Hills 90210″ alumna, who has been spoofing her rich-kid reputation on VH1’s “so noTORIous,” is working on a memoir to be published in 2008 by Simon Spotlight Entertainment, a division of Simon & Schuster. So now the crappy tv show (which some speculate drove her dad to the grave) is now a tell-all book. “We all think we know who Tori Spelling is because she has grown up in the public eye, but her book will give readers a chance to know the real Tori - a funny and resilient young woman with a fascinating story to tell,” Jennifer Bergstrom, Vice-President and Publisher of Simon Spotlight, said Monday in a statement.
I highly doubt Tori wrote this book. At BEST, she babbled into countless tape recorders and some low level typists threw the nonsense onto a word document. Then 12 geniuses probably pieced the crap together, elaborated, speculated, and voila a book was born.
Now hold the press, if that wasn’t exciting enough, Tori is having a garage sale! (What a slow weekend…waste of time). I guess some tabloids would put a spin on this and make it seem like she’s broke or in need of quick cash, but I doubt that’s the case. The Los Angeles Times reported that after dawn Friday, off Laurel Canyon Boulevard, in the know bargain hunters began lining up for the rummage sale of the year.Local news helicopters hovered above and the turnout of TV cameras and paparazzi swamped the surrounding areas around the case de Tori Spelling, currently six months pregnant with her first child. Spelling opened her doors to her rental house to anyone who surrendered their cell phone and gadgets at the door for a chance to buy anything from used Sephora lip gloss (eww)and nail polish to vintage Louis Vuitton luggage. ”I’m having the sale because we’re moving and my taste has changed. Plus I’m a notorious pack rat. I keep everything.” (She had to get the word NOTORIOUS in there…nice plug Tori.”When’s the last time you were at a garage sale where you could pay using your Visa?” asked Mathew Wallace of Palmdale, who bought Tori’s custom-made roller skates for $25, a rubber duck for $5 and a Furby toy for $25. Reported the Los Angeles Daily News. If this news is exciting to you, I feel so terribly sad for you.
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Comment by musclefan on 12 December 2006:
Tori should sell her panties on ebay.