Los Angeles - Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn call it quits.
People Magazine reported Wednesday that Aniston and Vaughn, who hooked up while filming the 2005 movie The Break-Up, had broken off their relationship. After Jennifer’s trip to London several weeks ago, Jennifer and Vince mutually agreed to end their relationship, but continue to be good friends today,’ spokesmen Stephen Huvane and John Pisani told the magazine.
Star Muscle has inside sources and they say Jennifer Aniston is actually a post-op transsexual. She has been tucking it in for some time now, and one night Vince got poked in the eye when he was doing his world famous Saturday Night Whipcream Special. Vince, being the cool cat that he is, decided to end the relationship. In a tyrate, Vince cornered Jennifer MANISTON, and asked her how she fooled Brad Pitt, her ex. She said, that’s what Brad is into from the get-go.
You all might wonder why I am being so brutally mean to Jennifer. Well folks, here’s the story: When Brad and her broke up, she aired her dirty laundry on Oprah and every other stupid tabloid show, crying like she was a victim. Brad wanted a family, Jennifer wanted a career. When he left to do the family deal, she all of a sudden said she wanted kids. She is a press-whore and constantly needs the adoration of the world. She’s spoiled, and to be perfectly honest, similar to a horse….and a shemale too.
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Comment by ratie on 16 March 2007:
damn gal i didn know u wr growing such a perky dick !lv you tho you roc js do smthn bwt the dic!!!!!!!!!!